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SS-20 Saber-Class
A Soviet nuclear missile.
"It's hard to find pictures and names of specific nuclear weapons. -.-' "
-me
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National say at school “My kids can’t hear me calling you a bitch because their listening to kidz bop” day
Julia: My kids can’t hear me calling you a bitch because they’re listening to kidz bop.
Romeo: What day is it?
Julia: It’s November 20th!
Romeo: That explains a lot
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national booty call your friemds day
hey becky wanna come over and fuck?
stephanie im straight..
its march 20 tho
oh okay then im on my way
Roast - A - Day. Today is national roast a day meaning you can roast any friend or person as much as many times as you want.
The boys: look at this mf looking like a bulldozer
Kid: Oh it’s November 20 that’s why.
The 20 lbs you gained during the Covid-19 shelter in place / quarantine.
Bro, I saw your girl at the store yesterday looking like a can of popped buscuits, I think she caught that Covid-20.
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