Artistic Quotient

Artistic quotient is the perceived level of artistic taste an individual possesses. Abbreviated as AQ.

According to the purveyors of this term, a person with a high artistic quotient is one who indulges in art that is underground, non-mainstream, quirky, eclectic or kvlt.

Death metal guy: Hey, how did your date go?

Indie filmmaker guy: Bad ... she listens to Lady Gaga.

Death metal guy: Oh ... can I have her number then?

Indie filmmaker guy: Are you fucking kidding me! Do you want me to repeat how low her Artistic Quotient is!

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Shaft Artist

Much like a Con Artist but a professional at Shafting instead of Conning. If you need to know more about shafting, refer to shaft.

Camilo: Bro Alex I don't understand Mike man. He invites me out and then he shafts me!
Alex: Bro man wtf, Mike is a fucking shaft artist!

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Eunuchscape Artist

When a man with no metaphorical ball sack pretends to want to slow intimacy down in a relationship as a way of breaking up with a girl.

Jodi: He said WHAT?
Jamie: He said he wants to slow down the intimacy because he thinks things went too fast.
Jodi: Wasn't he the one who wanted to have sex?
Jamie: Yes
Jodi He is a total Eunuchscape artist.

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cunt artist

This is a word used in the 1970's in Australia. It means a person who is very proficient at being a cunt. A person skilled in the art of being a cunt. Like a full time cunt without hesitation just to be a cunt.

That is the second pocket knife the teacher has taken from me! What a cunt artist!

I hate Barry, he just fucks every ones girlfriend behind their boyfriends back! What a fucking cunt artist!

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Cram Artist

someone who never goes to class or pays attention in class but manages to study at the last minute and always pass every test.

What'd u get on the test? I got a 47 test, fuck! What'd u get? Oh I got a 84. Wtf you cram artist!

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Artist's Love

a type of love different than a romantic love, or a friendship love. somewhere in between.

photographer: I want to photograph Michael more than anything.

friend: why are you so interested in taking a picture of Michael?

photographer: I can't really explain it..I've got an artist's love for him

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performance artist

synonym with porn actor/actress

Yeah, I heard he's a performance artist.

Oh, so he makes porn, I see.

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