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When an individual refuses to engage sexually with you because of their religioious or spiritual beliefs.
"She is so hot but won't have sex with me because she says she is saving herself for marriage. I think I got put in the Bible Zone."
Pregnancy Bible
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The act of mysteriously getting pregnant while in a c#urc# or a convent.
Pregnancy bibling is a common problem for nuns who are then asked to shut up or die mysteriously.
The mother of the little boy was aghast to know that he was witness to a pregnancy bible incident at the bishop's residence.
Using the Bible as a prop to make yourself look like a virtuous Christian when you're someone who uses the religion for hatred or doesn't really give a fuck about any of it.
1. My father is a Bible signalling asshole. He carries the book around but is always telling everyone how much he will enjoy seeing them burn in Hell.
2. Trump had a crowd of protesters teargassed so he could Bible signal at a damaged church.
The greatest novel of Swoly Nation where only the worthiest of Bodybuilders who go to The Iron Church to exercise may be able to feast their eyes upon it. It contains forbidden techniques and tips that allow one to surpass the amount of strength and muscle capable of being achieved by even the heaviest of steroid users and meatheads.
Nolan: Dude have you Seen Ryan lately. He literally doubled his bodyweight with pure muscle in just a week.
Caleb: I know man that's insane. Somehow he must have gotten ahold of the Swoly Bible.
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Pocket sized bible carried by stoners that is used primarily for the small, thin sheets of paper in it as paper for joint rolling. Most stoner bibles are missing the blank pages from the back of the book and any low ink pages from elsewhere.
Yea, I was wondering why Dave had a bible in his room, then he told me it was a stoner's bible.
John and Tyler were out of papers, luckily they had a stoner's bible.
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someone of christian faith who takes personal offence to any and all slams, jokes, criticism, and sarcasm, about christianity, god, or jesus. see also: christfag
John: oh my god, Mrs. Vickers is SUCH a bible-humper! she gave me detention because i said i didn't believe in god!
Pete: well, she did grow up in the south...you know how they tend to have more bible-humpers down there.
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when you smoke a joint using a page of the bible as rolling paper
man...i smoked the best bible joint last night.
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