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Bible Signalling

Using the Bible as a prop to make yourself look like a virtuous Christian when you're someone who uses the religion for hatred or doesn't really give a fuck about any of it.

1. My father is a Bible signalling asshole. He carries the book around but is always telling everyone how much he will enjoy seeing them burn in Hell.

2. Trump had a crowd of protesters teargassed so he could Bible signal at a damaged church.

by Flibbleflurf June 8, 2020


swoly bible

The greatest novel of Swoly Nation where only the worthiest of Bodybuilders who go to The Iron Church to exercise may be able to feast their eyes upon it. It contains forbidden techniques and tips that allow one to surpass the amount of strength and muscle capable of being achieved by even the heaviest of steroid users and meatheads.

Nolan: Dude have you Seen Ryan lately. He literally doubled his bodyweight with pure muscle in just a week.
Caleb: I know man that's insane. Somehow he must have gotten ahold of the Swoly Bible.

by Falco3688 February 24, 2019

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Stoner's Bible

Pocket sized bible carried by stoners that is used primarily for the small, thin sheets of paper in it as paper for joint rolling. Most stoner bibles are missing the blank pages from the back of the book and any low ink pages from elsewhere.

Yea, I was wondering why Dave had a bible in his room, then he told me it was a stoner's bible.

John and Tyler were out of papers, luckily they had a stoner's bible.

by Dave Elkins October 13, 2007

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bible-humper

someone of christian faith who takes personal offence to any and all slams, jokes, criticism, and sarcasm, about christianity, god, or jesus. see also: christfag

John: oh my god, Mrs. Vickers is SUCH a bible-humper! she gave me detention because i said i didn't believe in god!

Pete: well, she did grow up in the south...you know how they tend to have more bible-humpers down there.

by imagoofygooberyea April 14, 2009

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bible joint

when you smoke a joint using a page of the bible as rolling paper

man...i smoked the best bible joint last night.

by juliusceaser April 24, 2010

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Bible-babble

Using large mountains of incomprehensible Bible quotes, quoted out of context and cherry-picked to try and support an argument. You see Bible-babblers in a dog-collar every Sunday, preaching and cherry-picking at church.

"Stone gays and Jews; kill the Satanic non-believers, for it is said in the holy book, 'Thou shalt smite these douchebags'!"
"Dude ... stop with the inane Bible-babble and get a life."

by Futile Crush May 19, 2010

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Bible bad

Something explicitly condemned by the Bible, such as incest, rape, murder, or doing the sackwag.

"I did something awful and I am not sure that I should tell you..."

"Are we talking bad, or Bible bad!?!"

"Naw, just regular kind."

"Whew! you had me going there for a second!"

by Austin Schertz for Jank Box February 6, 2009

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