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A variation of bingo, but instead of calling out letters/numbers, the caller describes things that can be seen at Wal-Mart, and the players cover squares on their cards if described scene is on a square.
Examples:
a poopy diaper in the parking lot
a 250 lb. 13 year old boy with his 350 lb. father and 450 lb. mother
an old man outside the store with an oxygen tank and smoking a cigarette
an infant wearing a Dale Earnhart t-shirt
a 30 year old woman with her pregnant 14 year old daughter
an obese white woman with 3 bi-racial kids
in the parking lot, a beat up 1981 van, out of which spills empty White Castle boxes when the door is opened
etc
Wal-Mart Bingo is fun
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while lying on you back, pinch the scrotum between the testicles. Pull up and down a few times thus creating the effect of bingo balls bouncing in a bingo air machine.
Jack could not get off ,so Jill gave him Bingo Balls while giving oral sex to help Jack cum.
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When at a crawl or otherwise in traffic, you see at least five cars in a row on their cell phone.
"Took me double the time to get to work ." "Traffic was slow" " I had cell phone bingo at least three times!"
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A drinking game that can be played amongst a group of guys given the following conditions:
1. A guy or guys within the group is unable to recall the name of a girl who he previously hooked up with and has now spotted her at either the crowded bar or packed party they are attending,
2. No guy who plays bar babe bingo may know the name (first or last) of the girl(s)
3. Social media, i.e. facial recognition is not allowed to determine the girls name,
4. Each guy will take turns yelling random female names (Becky, Susan, Kim, Kelly, etc.) in the direction of the girl(s) in an attempt to guess the right name without soliciting the girl to come over to the group before the correct guess has been made,
5. Each incorrect guess results in the guesser consuming an alcoholic drink,
6. When the guesser is able to elicit a physical response, i.e. wave, smile, gesture, etc. from the girl(s) that indicates the correct name has been called he will shout out BINGO!!! And the members of the group will reward him by buy him a drink of his choosing.
7. If no correct guess has been made before the girl(s) see the guy(s) who they hooked up with and approach their group to make contact, then the guy(s) owes each of the fellow players a drink of their choosing.
Sean: Hey Rob, didn't you hook up with the girl over there last weekend?
Rob: Where? Oh shit! Yeah...what's her name?!? Damn, ok boys let's huddle up. Time for another round of bar babe bingo!
Mark: Kelly!?!
Tom: Lisa!?!
Henry: Tina!?! BINGO!!!
When someone asks for ideas for a name for a baby or pet, get the Bible and your favorite book with characters (if your favorite is a series, get a book from the series). For each round open each book to a random spot and write down the first name you spot. (Disclude the names Jesus, God, Lucifer and Satan). After you play as many rounds as you want, choose the names you think would be best to give to the name givers.
Mom: Your cousin is having a baby, and wants some name ideas
Son: Ill get my bible and Harry Potter book, we'll play Bible Name Bingo and find ideas.
Stink Finger Bingo, is a game played by a gathering of people. Gender does not apply. Players are blindfolded and proceed by sticking their finger in a random ass. Next they must guess which ass they had penetrated with their finger through smell. If they guess wrong the process is repeated until a correct answer is given.
Bryan did not guess Brads stench in Stink Finger Bingo.
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