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A mass email that has been forwarded around by baby boomers. The text of these emails usually include large fonts with bright colors as well as characters typed in all caps. The footer typically consists of animated imagery including but not limited to juggling clowns, sparkling rainbows, or patriotic themes such as a waving american flag.
Hey Andy, my gmail filter just let some more Boomer Mail through. I wish they had a filter for purple fonts.
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Typically an old science teacher who gives you yard duties for nothing. she is also a fucking wanker who likes to make you do the most shit work ever.
jack: "did you see what ben got on his yard duty from Boomer Karren"
joel: "yea she said that he was harrasing a leaf, fucking karren"
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The aging Baby Boomers, now old. Due to the decline in birth rate, will be without sufficient resources to retire properly. Baby Boomers created a consumerist Western Society after WWII by inventing machines that made house work easier (washers and dryers, etc) and was supposed to help alleviate the burden of life but only drove people to work more in order to earn more and therefore be richer. Today, the Pappy Boomers are worried that not enough youths are part of the workforce to ensure the retirement funds.
My uncle Mort was born in 1951, he was part of the baby boomers generation. Now, he'd like to retire but aunt Raymonda won't let him. She needs dough for boob lift. They're just a couple of Pappy Boomers!
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The act of laughing at outdated inside jokes while pretending they're still relevant. Often used to talk about your contemporaries when referencing dead memes.
John: ''Pepe circumcised me.''
Joe: ''That was some serious Boomer Huoomer.''
An older conservative man who gets offended when called out on his misogyny or racism. This man would like to carry on with his life, using offensive language undisturbed.
All the boomer broflakes are freaking out that saying what they really think gets them in trouble nowadays.
A boomer who embraces every stereotypical ideology of a normal boomer, then multiplies that by ten.
That substitute teacher we had yesterday was a Turbo-Boomer! He even went as far as to say that we should leave the plastic in the ocean because it's good jewelry for the fish!
A boomer fish is a type of fish that has a spider web like design on it's face. This fish is known to spread the Ferbies Disease, that causes blindness, blue poop, numbness in the butt, and ABC's poop. (When you poop out those ABC letter things.) Do not adopt a Bommer Fish, or bad things are to come your way...
"Brettin just adopted a Boomer Fish,"
"He's gonna go blind now."