crank bank

the part of a person's memory, especially male, where memories of naked ex-girlfriends, pornos, your friend's mom, hot teachers, real life upskirts, downblouses and nipple slips, the girl next door, flexible girls, hot lesbian action, and other material, are stored for the purposes of masturbation.

setting: CPR classroom

student1: Yo,did you see how the teacher used her fingers to get the obstruction out of the manequin's mouth?

student2: Seen. She must be a lesbian, or something.

student1: She's going into the crank bank.

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Crank Space

A part of your living quarters or comfortable spot where you like to masturbate.

Mike: "Over here is the kitchen, there's the bathroom, and on that bean bag in the corner is my crank space."

Mark: "Righteous!"

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crank

a bitch ass latin king or VL

ay folk lood at them cranks ova there and his gurl got a phat booty

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Crank shaft

To hit your driver in golf as far as humanly possible

I am about to crank shaft on this par 5

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Cranking A Brown

When you take a shit. Usually during an upper decking.

I was really Cranking A Brown at the party. Nothing funnier than Upper Decking someones toliet during a party. I of course left the party after i shitted.

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bitch crank

1.To beat the living piss out of someone.
2.To harm someone physically.
3.To move an individual with force by means of hitting, particularly punching in the mouth.

When I was at the store the other day, I totally bitch cranked this old slut into the Rice Crisy Treats display for giving me some shit about being too loud.

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crank it up

Taking a relationship to the next level!

We should crank it up a notch

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