A fair skinned male who puts so much gel into his hair that if you press on it, it wil sound like bitting into a kettle cooked chip.
Crunchy white boys are the type of guys in the begining of the axe styling product commercials.
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A mom who typically adheres to crunchy mama beliefs but occasionally will use disposable diapers for convince or who may or may not vaccinate
That mom breastfeeds, does baby led weaning, cosleeps, but believes in some vaccinations, sheβs a semi crunchy mama
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A person from southern California that smokes that sticky icky, wears bohemian jewelry she bought from forever 21, and think plants have feelings.
Oh she one of those crunchy fruit granola bitches
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A breakfast cereal like Cheerios but made to be floated in cider, not milk.
"The breakfast cereal of champ'yons!"
"I was feeling a bit shaky in the morning, so I had some CRUNCHY CIDER - O'S with white lightening on."
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One crunchy boy is a meme, and the βOne crunchy boyβ is an Apple, because an apples peel is very crunchy.
WHO WOULD WIN? PLEB WITH 10+ EXPERIENCE AND Β£60,000 IN DEBT VS ONE CRUNCHY BOY
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What happens when you give Indigo Cinnamon Life. :P
CRUNCHY THE CHINESE SAILOR FTW!!
Why so crunchy, Batman?!
CRUNCHY THE CHINESE SAILOR PWNS :3
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Is a deep fried vagina old men use to jerk off with!
Hey gramps i see you have a Crunchy Munchy Pocket how was it?
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