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It's obviously NYC. I mean, you knew what NYC meant without me even telling you it was New York City. That's proof enough, isn't it?
If you're stubborn, or if you're from Boston, Chicago, or Los Angeles, here's more proof that NYC's better than any other city in the world:
1) Jealous cities always compare themselves to NYC.
2) New York City is bigger than any other US city in both ways - by population AND area.
3) You can see a person from every culture in the world just by standing on a sidewalk in Manhattan during the first ten minutes of rush hour.
4) We have the best pizzas, the best bagels, the best Italian food, the best shopping areas, the best sports teams, the best Christmas tree, the best tourist attractions... we have the best, well, EVERYTHING...
5) Where else have you seen a place with eight Chinatowns and five Little Italies?
6) It's the third safest city out of the twenty largest cities in the US. So don't be callin' us criminals.
7) We experience all four seasons. You can swim in the summer and go sledding during winter.
8) The terrorists tried to destroy us 'cause of our awesomeness. And guess what? They failed. 'Cause, as I said, we're awesome.
9) We're home to many of the world's greatest rappers.
10) NYC has the largest subway system in America, meaning you can get from Brooklyn to the Bronx without even touching a steering wheel.
1) Jealous dude: We're better than New York, bro... WE'RE the best city ever!
2) Hey, did you know that NYC has over eight million people and is four hundred sixty-nine square miles large?
3) Oh my gosh! I saw fifty-one Caucasians, forty-six African Americans, fifty-three Hispanics, and thirty-six Asians in just thirty seconds!
4) Man 1: Hey, have you tried a NYC pizza?
Man 2: Yeah, it's the best in the world.
5) Get over here, Sam! Which Chinatown are we going to?
6) This place is as safe as Boise, Idaho.
7) Woman 1: Look! It's snowing!
Woman 2: Wow. You don't see that much in Los Angeles.
8) New Yorker 1: Remember 9/11?
New Yorker 2: Yeah. The terrorists will never win.
9) Whoa, you know 50 Cent? He's from New York City!
10) Lady 1: I just got here from the Queens.
Lady 2: That's really far away! How much was the gas?
Lady 1: Oh, I didn't drive. I took the subway.
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can we just all quit fuckin around and admit that led zepplin is the greatest band ever? it would really save a lot of completely useless back and forth and free up some legitimate time to rescue those in haiti and elsewhere. I'm serious. get high. face the facts. and lets commit to some fundamentally useful discussion. led zepplin is just fuckin better than all the rest. email me offlinine if youre on meth and cant get your head around it. muchas gracias.
greatest band ever. not the fuckin eagles
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A highly sought-after title among many musicians, including (but not limited to) Nickelback, the Beastie Boys, Aerosmith, Linkin Park and Jessica Simpson. It has been speculated that they pursue this appellation because they are unable to compete in arenas of actual merit, and so have rebelled against the established standards to create their own uniquely emetic mixture of atrocious music and popular appeal.
"Nickelback is the worst band ever."
"That's not official. Yet."
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One can not simply drift into Mordor.
To say that "One can not simply drift into Mordor" is the truest statement ever.
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Smuchest is derived from the word smuch, which comes from the mispronunciation of so smuch.
Smuchness is how amazing, wonderful, smart, loving, caring, understanding, etc a person is.
So, the smuchest person ever is the person who exemplifies these characteristics the most.
Antonia is the smuchest person ever.
"Yo bro what's The best game ever.?"
"It's obviously Changed"
"what's Changed?"
"Listen here you slacker, google the game. I'm not gonna waste my breath because someone is lazy."
20 mins later...
"I googled it up and it's pretty dogshit."
"The game is dogshit? how about kill yourself."
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I don't care about politics, I just want to live happily ever laughter.