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A term derived from a comic publication, hockey bukkake is the act of sexually assaulting a woman (... man?) with innumerable hockey sticks. Um, about eight or more. Give or take.
(see- bukkake)
Hockey. Bukkake. HOCKEY BUKKAKE!!!!
Cindy filed assault charges after she was hockey bukkake'd.
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someone who doesn't take hockey as just a game, but also lives the lifestyle and absorbs the culture of hockey. Commonly using slang terms (twig, bucket, mits, shouldys, visy, dangles ect) dressin in wife beaters, under a t-shirt, hollister shorts, a nice pair of high top kicks, topped off with i nice flat rim cap. Hockey bros are commanly accompanied with there puck bunnies, and other hockey bros when headin out to parties. Lax bros and hockey bros are chill with one another.
Although in many cases hockey bros have been known to b violent with puck bunnies, when they find a girl to there liking they'll beat the hell outta anyone who messes with him and his puck bunny.
Hockey bros are some of the best, if not the best, athletes known to man kind.
sidney crosby is not a hockey bro
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THE most awesome sport in the entire world. Honestly. No lesbians on either of my teams, its not that common. 11 players on a side. Have amazing lower body strength due to hardcore conditioning. Bend over often. Play low and are good with their stick skills. Use one side of our sticks which are either wood or composite. Every year there is a festival at either Palm Springs, Ca or West Palm Beach, FL. This is where every college coach goes to watch and recruit. In palm beach, there were 28 full size (100yds long, 65 yds wide) fields on 6 polo fields. It was the best experience ever.
There is also another form of hockey-which is indoor.
Indoor is much better than outdoor. Playing very very low requires lots of leg and butt muscles, leading to a very nice ass that is fondly referred to as a hockey butt. Moving on, Indoor is much cooler. There is also a national tournament at the end of the indoor season...like the outdoor one, but not as fun. There is U12, U14, U16, and U19 for my club team, but also U21 and i think there are younger than 12 teams too.
Field hockey is a huge sport in Europe, but it is gaining popularity in America too. Only the cool kids play field hockey. It takes more finesse to play hockey than it does to play the retarded sport of lacrosse.
Jeff- Dude, Do you realize that every girlfriend you have had is a field hockey player?
Spencer- Well, If you wore a skirt and had an amazing ass and leaned over all the time, I'd do you too
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Noun: Also known as basketball.
When does college football season start?? I'm tired of watching nigger hockey.
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When I find who keyed my car I'm going to give him a Hockey Dad.
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A act similar to wordMaking Out/word, in which the participants appear as if to play hockey by hitting the other's tonsils with their tounge.
Sheila and Gary spent the whole night playing tonsil hockey.
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An uncontrolable urge to spout profanity in as many languages that come to mind in a whole body expression of angst where you don't care who's in the room and people often ask to be warned if one starts foaming at the mouth.
Ryan's watching the game and has bad hockey mouth.
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