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iPhone 3G

The New Apple iPhone That Steve Jobs, Released June 9, 2008 Witch Has Twice As Fast Speeds Than A Standard iPhone Due To 3G Networking And Is Cheaper Starting At $199 For A 8GB (200)
And $299 For A 16 GB ($300)
You Can Now Choose Between A White Backing And A Black Backing For The Product
This Product On July 11th Will Be Released To 72 Country's Including Canada , China , Japan , Mexico , Australia And Lots More,
+ Including GPS So It Will Know Exactly Where You Are Not Just By The Closest Cell Phone Towers And Wi-Fi Hotspots
But By Satellites
And Also At WWDC Jobs Announced Mobile Me So All Your Contact,Calendar,etc Data Will Be Automatically Synced To Your Mac
If You Have .Mac You Will Get A Automatic Upgrade To This Service
But For Those Who Don't Already Can Get A 60 Day Trial

Guy 1, I Went To Apples WWDC It Kicked Ass! I Am Totally Gonna Get A iPhone 3G On July 11th

Guy 2, Im Not Im Fine With My LG

Guy 1, Ur SOOOO Last Year

Guy 2, Shut up you fanboy the only reason you are getting a iPhone 3G is because steve jobs brainwashed you into buying it

Guy 1, STFU

by HTM June 14, 2008

88๐Ÿ‘ 53๐Ÿ‘Ž


IPhone 3g

The Greatest Technologically advanced Piece of equipment out there right now. We the People who bought the First 3G Knew it would have all the Bugs kicked out one thing JOBS did right... If your a technology whore like i am or just want a high quality piece of equipment... Run for an Iphone... It has the Best of all worlds People hate on it, Which only makes me love mine more... Let the cheapskates and Technology Incompetent keep talking shit about this phone more...

Guy 1. "I waited 13.5 Hours for my Iphone 3g"
Girl:"Thats Stupid What a waste of money"*Im hating myself on the inside so I gotta Hate on the New Hotness*
Guy 2:" Yeah Thats lame I dont really have any beef with the phone I just wouldnt know what I was doing with it... So I gotta be a bitch and agree with all the broke MThrFkrs that use Cricket and boost...*Chirp* Hold up its the moms...
Guy1: You guys are both Sippin on da Haterade You need to stop being Iphakers and Grow the Fuck Up. Anyone who hates on me and My phone is just acting HaBITCHual...

Guy 2: Wheres your Video Camera? Wheres your V-Cast?

Girl1: What About the: 1. AT&T network (90% of friends and my entire family is on Verizon)
2. Contract price (~$82/month).
3. Expensive to replace if broken.
Guy1:My REasons to get an Iphone

1. Iโ€™m a mac user. The phone would sync everything for me.
2. One device. One thing to carry.
3. Boredom solver.
4. Awesome web browser.
5. Iโ€™m out of contract and other phones are not as appealing.
6. The Apps Store promises some free downloads. Pay once for some cool extra.
7. Roll over minutes on AT&T network.
8. More stuff is being developed for it.
Guy 2: I can Play MonKey Ball on this? IM about to jizz in my pants! Way Cooler than my POS Chocolate *Runs To Store To Buy One*

Guy 1: What a NoobSauce...

by DeerockamichiSpittinSoFreely July 15, 2008

52๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


iPhone X

A gay ass phone that is too overpriced like tbh, $1000. Y'all fucked up it y'all bought that.

Man: I just bought the iPhone X
Another man: Fuck that shit. I have an iPhone 7 and it's better and cheaper
Man: Well that's true but it has facial recognition.
Another man: It didn't even work when the girl showed it in front of the rich people
Man: Ok stop making fun of me because I got an expensive office that isn't that good.

by Vueboy530 October 16, 2017

45๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


iPhone 6

A really flexible, a bit too flexible, product made by idiots that just want to make an iPhone 5 look thinner.

My tenth iPhone 6 just bended the other day.

by LordBobiscuis October 9, 2014

181๐Ÿ‘ 120๐Ÿ‘Ž


iPhone envy

State of having any other phone than the iPhone.

'Sorry for not contacting you earlier but I am experiencing iPhone envy and every minute spent with my Nokia feels like being trapped in a loveless marriage.'

by minase8888 September 18, 2011

26๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


iPhone Chotch

a person (often a bro (see "bro") who is pathetically in love with their iPhone, and uses it in every possible case.

Javier: does anyone have a lighter?
Curtis: yeah bro you can use my Zippo App lol on my iPhone lol
Javier: quit being an iPhone Chotch

by RodgerJohnson March 28, 2009

11๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


iphone 13

"Looooooooooonger Battery Life"
Its basically an iPhone 12s

iphone 13 should be called iPhone 12s

by munsworldddddddd February 7, 2022

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