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A student (usually Asian) that overachieves or is named Alyssa Tang.
Alyssa Tang is a Ling Ling because she went to NHD Nationals and won an International Writing Competition
The name that any white person uses when talking about an Asian person. Ling Ling likes to eat dog.
Asian Person: The neighbors are still looking for their dog. That was some good shit Ling Ling!
(n) A woman, particulary of Asian descent or nationality, that dates or marries a white man for the sake of money or gaining a visa into the man's home country.
"Did you see that asian chick with that old af dude?"
"Yeah man she's a ling ling."
Ling Ling can be assumed as a name of little Chinese girl or an Asian little girl who looks really cute. She learned all musical instrument in this entire planet earth at her 2 years of age. Her parents also support and let's this girl practice all musical instrument 40 hours a day or more. At her age of 6 months old she can compose her original song and sing Opera at 8 months old while you still crying for breast feeding from your mother. Ling Ling is so talented and inspired people but mostly made you feel like a piece of shit.
Roses are red. Violets are blue, there're always Ling Ling who better than you!!
Ling Ling is a non-binary (gay icon) inside joke of the popular youtube influencers "TwoSetViolin" wich consists of a child violin virtuoso/prodigy whom practices 40 hours a day, they are the masters at all the instruments and its that one asian child who beats you in every Menuhin competition.
Son: Mom i got 3th place in the school talent show!
Mom: *in a heavy asian accent* HOW COME YOU ONLY ON THIRD PLACE LAH, LING LING ALREADY MAKE MUSIC SCHOOLS AND YOU LAZY ONLY PLAY VIDEO GAME ALL DAY, DO YOU WANT ME TO KUNG-PAO YOUR CHICKEN??!
Son: holy fuck
A specific melodic progression commonly used in Indian music.
A specific melodic progression commonly used in Indian music.
Desi: Hey bhai bro how was the beat of the song
Non-Desi: Sounded Ding-A-Ling-A to me.
Desi: Bhai bro you mean it started on a tonic, went up by a semitone, played that note eight times, did that whole sequence three times, then went up by another semitone on the fourth bar.
Non-Desi: Like C-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D C-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D C-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D C-D-Eb-Eb-Eb-Eb-Eb-Eb-Eb
Desi: Haan yes Bhai bro you are very smart.
The art of rolling laced marijuana joints using chopsticks
Him:What you doing, Her: im in Perth doing ling tingz aha i still haven't slept all night