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after having sex a woman leaves immediately, as if she disappears.
i picked that smut up from the club and had magic sex.
me and your girl had magic sex. after i beat it she disappeared.
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Magic Poo, a turd that vanishes down the toilet. Backed up by the lac of turd on the paper when you've wiped your arse.
Jesus Andy I've just done a Magic Poo. Tahts the second one in my life.
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One of the ways Indians go to work or school. Other possible ways for them to travel is to ride on their pet elephant or camel. Usually magic carpet is expensive and only the wealthy households own a magic carpet. One of the most ideal family in India has two camels for the children, 2 elephants, and magic carpet. Magic carpet is usually used when a family member is late to work/school. Also, since the magic carpet uses curry & naan as its main fuel, there is a problem with curry pollution lately in India.
Conversation of a Typical Indian Family
Son: Mom I'm going to be late to school!
Mom: Anuj, I will give you the right to use the Magic Carpet today!
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That “spell” that only cats cast to make you pamper and love them.
Because of her cat magic, I’d give Miss Kitty anything she wants!
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1. To "take the magic bus" is the act of getting VERY high. Usually referring to marijuana but can be used in other contexts
2. The name of a Bong held dear to ones heart that is used on a regular basis
dude, lets go over to my house and take the magic bus
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Non existent ideal. The term embodies the unrealistic expectations of magazines/society/men when it comes to mothers. Magical Mummy can cook, clean, do arts and crafts with the kiddies, sew, wash, walk the dog and fuck like a pornstar without even ruffling her perfect hair. She is never to be found languishing on the sofa whilst the kids run riot, nor does she drink wine and sob in the evenings, looking at the pile of ironing and wondering what the fuck happened to her life.
Most men will claim to their wives (in a foolish attempt to create their prefect world) that their own mothers attained Magical Mummy status.
"He asked me why I hadn't been able to iron his uniform as well as make the dinner and clean the kitchen. As if I'm some kind of Magical Mummy!"
"I told him to piss off to his Magical Mummy, and let her run around like a twat for him"
"Make your own dinner, I'm busy doing this! I'm not your Magical Mummy!"
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