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When you spray and pray and miss 15 shots but still manage to land 1 headshot and kill the other guy
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>NAVY SEALS ACCURACY
When texting on a phone with a loud button press tone or sound.
*beep beep beep, beep beep beep beep beep beep*
"I call this 'navy seal texting,' they never hear it coming."
*beep beep beep beep beep beep beep, beep beep beep beep beep, beep beep beep."
The worlds finest Navy, comprised of ships to transport Marines to the middle of nowhere to kill men women and children who are widely untrained, planes to bomb shit so the marines can walk into the smoldering crater and act like they actually did something useful like they used to a hundred years ago, and land based forces to keep retard marines from getting blown up by IEDs or dying from extreme mental retardation while they act like they've ever done something.
A branch of the military that goes out to sea in large vessels where they could all die together without having the chance to scatter like hollywood marines.
"I hate the Marine Corps. I never do anything but get fucked over. I should have joined the real UNITED STATES NAVY instead of trying to imitate the Army"
"The Marine Corps is the retarded afterbirth of the UNITED STATES NAVY"
"The UNITED STATES NAVY does awesome shit that is actually useful."
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A girl that would be considered large or even extra large by any standard of measurement, but is called medium by the one who sleeps with her in an attempt to validate her size. Similar to Old Navy selling large clothes at a smaller size.
This shirt fits so well and its medium!
-Yeah but it's an Old Navy Medium...
She wasn't big man, she was medium.
-That woman was an Old Navy Medium.
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Defined as the act of a bunch of pissed off sailors sent to wash dishes down at scullery in the galley made a special soup by ejaculating together in a soup pot. the key ingredients are sea men, cream of some young guy, BEANERS, and various spices. usually served on the mess decks this soup has feed the crew for years.
todays special is Navy bean soup prepared by the crew.
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A passive aggressive insult to remind navy personnel that they are in fact in the navy. There are no good days in the navy, so it basically means have a shitty day.
Matt: Have a great navy day Bryan!
Bryan: Go fuck yourself man.
the most badass mother fucker on the earth. capable of killing an entire army of terrorist assholes just with his thoughts of how he would kill them.
: Did you hear about that Navy SEAL master chief?
: No, what happened?
: Al Qaeda died for him because he needed a holiday.
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