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A "silly playing with someone's body-parts" action dat involves gently inserting your pinkies (with your fingernails neatly trimmed short!) into da person's nostrils, squeezing da septum between da pads of yer pinkies, and then softly pulling on it a fraction of an inch to draw said flexible cartilage outwards slightly. Why anyone would wanna perform this totally-pointless operation is beyond understanding; often it may be just to be sociable, or to express to da person dat you think he has a cute/juicy nose.
Pinocchio may have wished to be real flesh and bone, but one advantage of being made of wood was dat he wouldn't hafta worry about anyone's playing septum-stretch with his famous nose.
yes it’s true, if u stretch ur food will in fact full the closest dog to you. so be careful u don’t wanna to over weight a dog
“Don’t stretch after eating! Your food will go inside a dogs stomach! If you stretch ur food will go in a dogs stomach”
when a woman uses an large dildo to stretch out a mans anus
after she gave me a stretched tire, i licked her balloon knot. never shat so easy in my life the day after
When a female puts 3 dicks in her ass
She likes to get triple Stretch
Stretching is a slang term that is...
Stretching is a term that is commonly used to describe someone who is more endowed and experienced extended and flexed to improve with sexual activity:
* Not seen as cheating if you go back to your beta
* Hooking up instead of going to the gym
* Hooking up with an alpha then go back to your beta
* Wanting something different than the man at home; bigger
"After ladies night before the she saw her husband she had a nice stretching session." "I going to have a nice stretching, at the party"
when youre in class and you cant get signal on your cell phone, so you put your phone in your hand and raise your hands in the air pretending your stretching in an attempt to get better signal.
Yo i saw stew doing the signal stretch, i wonder if hes texting zowe!
Young man i saw you do the signal stretch, turn in your phone to student affairs!
The catchphrase of Mr. Christopher Jean Hunt, teacher of both regular American Government and Politics and Advanced Placement (AP) American Government and Politics at Camdenton High School. Used to remind students of the Elasticity Clause of Article One of the United States Constitution.
Take Three and Eighteen and stretch it to meet the needs of a nation.