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Usually young, around 16 or younger.
Shorter then average and always wears a hat over their eyes so people can't see them staring from underneath it.
Greasy hair hidden under hat, always stares from the darkness, walks slowly with hands by side or in pocketsm possibly holding a camera phone or tape recorder.
Chooses to hang out with smokers, people who think they are cool but arent, druggos and fat kids.
girl 1 - "Omg he's looking again!"
girl 2 - "Is that a camera?!!!"
girl 1 - "He will so be one of those Future Sex Offenders!"
Girl 2 - "same with the fat kid."
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An organization formed at Fairfax High School. The Future Hobos of America (FHA) really doesn't do anything, except form more FHA groups at other schools and sit around doing nothing.
Many of the members of the FHA are republicans
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The near future.
Exactly how far into the future is ambiguous, but it generally refers to anywhere from five to fifty years. Far enough into the future to be noticeably different from the present, but not far enough to be unrecognizable from the present.
Can also be "twenty minutes into the future", "five minutes into the future", and so forth. In this context, "two weeks" (or "twenty minutes" or "five minutes") is exagerrated the same way "that is so five minutes ago" is an exaggerated way of saying something is days or weeks out of date, or "this is taking all day" is an exaggerated way of saying something is taking too long.
"I just read a really good science fiction novel. You should check it out if you're into that sort of thing."
"Is it really futuristic, like Star Wars? With flying cars and ships and laser guns and laser swords? That kind of stuff?"
"No, it's more of a 'two weeks into the future' sort of thing."
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Pronounced FEG: f-eh-g
One whom you are dating, but know the relationship will come to an end for any number of reasons; religious differences, geographical challenges, or the other person in relationship is a total douche bag.
Mark: Yeah, so I am moving to Japan in like 5 months
Jessica: Well that sucks
Mark: what do you want to do about us?
Jessica: I guess we are going to have to break up
Mark: pssshhh. In the future!
A few days later . . .
Brain: So what’s up with you and Jessica
Mark: she's just my FEG (future ex girlfriend).
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Alternate Futures is this ability to go and try to do different things without any of the consequences. You can just revert to a save point in your mind.
Like, you have this set button on you, and when you hit it, anything you do can be reset to that time when you hit the set button
That way you could do whatever you want. Hit the set button, go punch your father and then hit reset. No consequences. It's insane.
Wow
Yo dawg, last night I alternate futured myself, took a plane to LA and met Bruce Willis...
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A guy who shit posts a lot in the n0sc0p3d server. Says his dreams to be part of the 💩- POOP GANG -💩 smh what a loser.
Future Vice President is muslim
The phrase “That will be a future me problem” is as the phrase states. Whatever problem your are working on will be a future you problem.
Person 1- I did a half ass job on the car repair. “That will be a future me problem”