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The greatest book series in the world.
A hell lot more literate than the new 'Twilight' series that people seem to be gaggling over. Be aware that they are two completely different novels, and it's no use comparing the two, as Harry Potter is simply perfect literature, and Twilight is damaging the world of literature.
Twitard #1- no omg twighlits the best book in the worllldddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pothead #1- Um, no it's not. Harry Potter. Is the best series in the world, my friend.
Twitard #2- nooo ur soooo wrong, edward is so frigging hot wat dose hp have, like a dork in glasses but twilhght is soooo much better becuz the vamps r so fkn awesome!!
Pothead #2- Because they sparkle in the sun? That's not awesome, that's kind of gay. Nothing wrong with that, but the writing's also pathetic, and there's minimal plot line, as well.
Pothead #1- I second that notion.
Twitard #1- watevr, i cud giv a billion reasons y hp sux and twilihgt is so great
Twitard #2- y do u guys compare the two anyway there completely different
Pothead #1- We don't compare them, douchebags. You are the ones who say 'Twilight is greater than Harry Potter'. We're disagreeing. That's all. Because YOU KNOW WHAT? HARRY POTTER WOULD KICK EDWARD'S SPARKLY ASS ANY DAY!!! *Avada Kedavra!*
- all Twidom and vampires (from Twilight) die-
:D
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not good, not bad, just plain average literature. has no real artistic merit and nothing new to say about life, but at least it gets children reading.
the builder's daughter reads harry potter instead of smoking crack
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Childs book series. I've read them all, and don't recall a single incident of swearing, whoever said 'they curse more than my older brother' what the fuck? Is your older brother a nun? Good for getting little kids to read. Anyone who has ever read a real book and picks up Harry Potter expecting an adults book will feel insulted by their conescendingly simple plotlines, underdeveloped characters and childish language.
H4RRYP0TT3ROWNZ123: You just don't like Harry Potter because you can't read!
NormalPerson: Fuck off.
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An excellently written series of seven books from the author J.K. Rowling, following the journey of Harry Potter and his two best friends Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger. Most often criticized by people who consider them "childish". However, these books contain substance (unlike many other fantasy novels for children and teens. *cough* Twilight *cough*) and they have an excellent plot that keeps the readers entertained and enthralled. This series should be considered the most influential series to hit bookshelves in the past 20 years.
"Harry Potter has not only opened out minds to the true value of kindness, it has taught us that friendship and love will always prevail"
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over-rated series of books about kids who do magic and battle bad guys.
They are incredibly popular and are often compared with Lord of The Rings
Anyone who even attempts to bag harry potter is immediately labeled an illiterate moron
'Today i read harry potter'
'I don't like harry potter'
'WELL OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVEN'T READ IT YOU ILLITERATE MORON!!! I WANT TO KILL YOU'
'actually i've read them a few times, they're 'just not that good...calm down, man, calm down
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A series of books, written entirely by J.K. Rowling, that plots a boy named Harry who was orphaned when his parents were killed by Voldemort. The first book, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, starts off as Harry finds out how his parents were killed and his first year into Hogwarts. Each of the 7 books is another year and adventure into Hogwarts with Harry and his 2 best friends, Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger.
The series is also being made into movies.
Actor Daniel Radcliffe plays Harry, Emma Watson plays Hermione Granger, and Rupert Grint plays Ron.
This book is one of the best wizard/fantasy books ever made on the planet. ;D
"Have you read the newest Harry Potter book lately?" exclaimed Lizzie. "No, instead I just watch the movies," said Daniel. "But the movies aren't as good as the books!" Lizzie explained.
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When a women covers her boobs in Saran Wrap and then you take a dump on her boobs.
She wasn't ready for a Hot Carl, so I gave her a Hot Potter instead.
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