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When a man is taking a shit and another man starts making out with him.
I was taking a s*** and then I got Rhino lining.
A females vagina which is bigger then a camel's toe yet smaller then an elephants foot.
Damn Mike !!!, you see megan's rhino huff last night. Thing was walking all over the place.
a man that doesn't upset is hoe when she on her period
That chick always happy wit that dude. Damn rhino tamer
The explanation for what is really happening when a woman appears to fart. As we all know, women don't fart, so whenever it seems that a woman has farted, what you've really experienced is an invisible rhino fart.
Bobby: Susan totally just farted!!
Billy: Bobby, women don't fart. That was an invisible rhino.
on tilt means being mad (from poker), so rhino tilt is extremely, aggressively, uber-pissed off; usually as a result of some unusual unexpected circumstances
Dude, he went on rhino tilt when I told him about how I banged his mom the other night.
Using the contents of her cat's litter box to lubricating dat fat, stanky snatch. Then you 1) grab a roll of duct tape, 2) find her obscenely large dildo, 3) strap that shit to yo face, and 4) get a running start and kamikaze dat fat juicy thunt.
Guy 1: "Yo, last week I met this crazy bitch at the bar..."
Guy 2: "Yeah, how was she?"
Guy 1: "She made me Filthy Rhino her..."
Guy 2: "What the hell is that?!"
Guy 1: "She won't have to clean her litter box for another week... Don't ask."
DON'T FUCKING LOOK KIDS, AT THE FUCKING RHINO PENIS IT WILL FUCKING END EVERYTHING YOU EVER LOVED
girl 1: I love rhino penises
girl 2: eww, thats fucking gross
gay guy: they are the best! Huon has one!
girl 2: how do you know that??
gay guy? what?! he left his window open