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LaVeyan Satanism

A kick ass satanic religion that’s basically atheism, but more intense.

God, yeah, sex is cool, but have you heard of LaVeyan Satanism?

by Cryolo December 19, 2019

38πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


for Satan's sake

Has a very similar definition to the phrase for Christ's sake!, but the devil is referenced instead of Jesus.

For Satan's sake, drink up or we'll be late for the next party!!!

by Telephony September 25, 2013

27πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


satans blood

noun

Refers to Crud oil.

The greed for the procuring of Satans blood , is the single leading factor in the conflicts and wars in the world.

by Baron Neville February 3, 2017


Satan's Crotch

Something that is really hot, it can be applied to anything that is hot (ie, food, the weather, a girl, etc.). It can also be used as an independent curse word.

1) Me: Holy S***, this burrito is as fiery hot as Satan's Crotch.

2) Friend: It's hotter than Satan's Crotch out here.

3) Friend: Wow...that chick is as flaming hot as Satan's Crotch.

4) *Me stubbing my toe* SATAN'S UNHOLY, FLAMING CROTCH THAT HURT!

by Jimbob Shankfest March 26, 2009


Mr. Satan

The Chuck Norris of Dragon Ball Z. He's the World Martial Arts Champion and the strongest man in the entire universe. He singlehandedly defeated Cell, Majin Buu and bitch-slapped Vegeta for disrespec'in' him.

For a short while, he was in a loving homosexual relationship with Majin Buu, but it didn't last because the sex was too squishy.

Spectator #1: Wow, SSJ3 Goku is a badass.
Spectator #2: No... no he's not. He just died.
Spectator #1: Wtf how?!
Spectator #2: Mr. Satan gave him cancer, using only his mind.
Spectator #1: SRSLY?!
...............................
Spectator #2: Yes.

by bizniztime September 2, 2008

114πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Satan's Dick

When a Taki (a rolled tortilla chip with spicy flavoring) is inserted into the rectum. Refers to the Taki itself.

I can't wait to put Satan's Dick up my ass!

by Hexamous February 27, 2018

20πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


satans butthole

(sa-tans butt-hole) noun, adjective. satans butthole is the hottest place in the universe. if a soul is punished by going into satans butthole, they will turn to a very crispy piece of bacon than immediately combust, causing great pleasure for satan.

holy crap, its hotter than satans butthole today.

by hellfire64 July 21, 2009

30πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž