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The act of performing oral sex on a man to completion, and swallowing, before or after drinking his urine directly from his penis.
My cocksucker is also a human urinal that regularly gives me full service when he sucks my dick.
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a number that is called once for every 7-year-old who uses TikTok.
"Hey Tom, you got any idea why Child Protective Services just had a huge spike in calls?"
"Yeah, 3 million a day is pretty wack."
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Horrible customer service, really. They will not take "NO" for an answer. For example, you try to remove your credit card info from your account, instead, the guy keeps trying to persuade you into buying more shit until you hang up or give in. Fucking assholes.
Me: "See, I can't have my account automatically renew itself because I don't have the dough. And I don't have internet anymore."
Xbox Customer Service: Yeah... well, I completely understand. I mean times are hard and the economy is bad, but see, you get 3 months for 14.99 and 400 Microsoft points free to use at your leisure."
*senario repeats*
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Getting "white service" at a restaurant, shop, other. To be unseen "ghost like", mostly in Asian run businesses or "ethnic" shops. Waiting for a long time to get service/help.
- Got white service today at dim sum, food took forever. Didn't get all I ordered.
- Got a cantonese menu only, then got ignored, got white service.
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Person 1: Have You Been To Applebees?
Person 2: Yes, I have read the bible.
literally Jesus: AppleBees's Customer Service how may I help you.
person 1: I need my family to come back.
the true meaning of bts 100% real?!?@?!?2!!??!@?!
Person 1: do u know wat does BTS stand for
btsfan991: Oh I know! It's bangtan boys!!💜💜💖💖
Person 1: wrong
btsfan991: What?! Then tell me the true meaning of BTS!
Person 1: bangladesh toilet services👌
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The satirical term mocking the annoying cold caller telesales people and companies involved who outsource western based companies call centres to India as a money saving practice.
These call centres will often ring you up uninvited and attempt to sell you a product, such as an internet service even though they don't have a firm grasp of the English language.
The phrase can also be attributed to the UK television show Fonejacker, who impersonates such a person as a prank caller.
Ring ring...
"Hello, I'm calling to see if you would be interested in switching your internet service providings from your current providings to a new providings?"
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