When you are having sex in the back of your car and she loses control and shits on your car seat. In the morning you look at your rear seat and there is a brown surprise awaiting.
This actually has happened to me 2 times, once in my parents car and my Father found it and once in my own car.
My old man could not work out where the poo came from..
Last night i was fucking sally in the back of the car and when I looked at the rear car seat i noticed that she left me a backseat surprise.
Or Whats that brown stuff on the rear seat? I am not lending you my car ever again!
There's poo on the car seat, honey can you check the kids shoes?
A hunter surprise is when two hunters meet up in a log cabin and shove their rifles up the other's ass.
Adam and Cofie were planning on doing a hunter surprise on the camping trip.
When someone shoves a book in your asshole without warning
I gave Claire the Pulitzer surprise last night and she was not happy.
The act of shitting/vomiting/pissing and or ejaculating into a jacket/jumper, then throwing it on to an unsuspecting peer, spreading bodily fluids on their face.
woah man, i gave my girlfriend the jacket surprise after she blew me last night!
Mr. Witebut Wong had a Sunny Surprise in his pants after getting an accidental pornographic pop-up on his Mac.
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(N) An accidental crossfire during a sexual encounter with a woman involving two or more men, generally referred to as a "gangbang." A man aims his penis in error at the moment of orgasm, offloading onto another of the male parties involved. The Texas Surprise is generally most potent when the cumshot winds up on the face of the receiving male.
"After pulling out to finish, John was so enveloped in the heat of his orgasm that he didn't realize he'd given Tim a Texas Surprise!"
"Dude; that guy just gave Ron Jeremy a Texas Surprise! He'll never get work in this town again!"
1. When you have an uncircumcised penis and you tuck raw meat in between your foreskin and the head of your penis. Leave it there for a week without showering. White fungus should have formed by this point on the raw rotting meat. Then let your girlfriend go down on your penis and when it's in her mouth yank back your foreskin and yell cauliflower surprise.
I wanted to teach this girl a lesson for cheating so a gave her a cauliflower surprise.