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A vagina so over-stretched that it resembles the yawn of a jowly old woman
“After having 5 babies in as many years Carol was aware that she had developed a yawning Susan
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a cunt that likes chew spit, feces, and semen splashed all over her. Look up bitch on UD and her name should be displayed.
susan wian, you're a cunt.
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A Stonecold Susan is the act of Ultimate anal pleasure. One Must lie down in a 69 position with one's partner on top of, or below them, and each partner must have one or several cubes of ice. Each partner then rubs the ice cubes around the surface of the other's partners' anus, until it becomes numb. When this step is complete, each partner must give the other a Rim Job until desired anal pleasure is achieved.
My wife and I were looking for something new to spice up our sex lives, nothing compared to the extreme pleasure of a Stonecold Susan, It caused both me and my wife to scream uncontrolably!
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My girlfriend and I gave each other a Stonecold Susan last night. I got so excited I released some Fecal matter on her forehead! Its a good thing all she cared about was the extreme anal pleasure she was experiencing! It is a must have in anyone's sex lives!
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A Polish Stripper by the name of Susan. She enjoys killing babies, smoking joints, and stripping.
She likes beating the hell out of people, and she won't stop just because you need to breathe, idiot.
Also a long time raper of Billie Joe Armstrong.
If you ever mess with Stripper Susan, prepare to get the shit kicked out of of you.
Stripper Susan likes to strip WEOWWW!!
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When you insert your cock into the mouth of a drunk, passed out broad and jizz in her mouth until she chokes and wakes up.
Man did you see that lazy susan I just gave to Veronica!
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"Today in sex ed, the teacher pulled out a dirty susan."
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