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Another way of saying, bro’s before hoes or sisters before misters.
Bestie 1: I saw him kick a poodle. He’s horrible
Bestie 2: What? No you didn’t. You’re lying.
Bestie 1: no I’m serious, remember, besties before testies. Trust me.
If the word rhymes with bee put i before e
You should use i before e if the word rhymes with bee as in "I believe that he grieves" but not in "you weigh the sleigh"
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A line used by sore losers who can't bear the thought of being left on their own in a party if their mates have tapped off - The fear of being without mates for a few hours and the thought of them not getting any action is too much to bear.
Phrase is used as a dirty underhand tactic as if to say "...dude, if you were my mate, you wouldn't go with her"
The rules of a flight squadron and wingmen dictate sometimes, one of you won't pull, and you accept that if the team feasts, you feast in their glory.
A true bro doesn't get jealous and fuck his mates' chances up cos he can't get some.
A true "bro" is happy for his mate when he gets tail and actually encourages it.
All for one and one for all, not NONE FOR ALL...
See also: Emotional Blackmail, Cock Block, Cock Blocking, Wingman
Scenario One:
End of a houseparty, not many girls left. Nico doesn't really fancy said girl, he just wants to pull, but girl wants to pull dude and vice versa.
Nico: "I got dibs on that girl first, I saw her first"
Dude: "She's not into you dude, and we're kind of got a thing going on"
Nico: "Dude, don't get with her man, you're not a friend if you do... Bros before hoes..."
Dude "(What a tit)"
Scenario Two:
Dude: "Why are you following me and my lady home? Isn't your dad picking you up?"
Nico: "I fancy her man, she's Greek, and so am I"
Dude: "Well go fuck your sister then, this girl's been with me all night"
Nico "She liked me first. And I saw her first"
Dude: "...what the fuck...."
Nico: "Ok, lets share her then..."
Dude: "Lad, I wouldn't share a snickers or share my pint with you - what the fuck makes you think I wanna share a girl?"
Nico, pathetically: "Bros before hoes..."
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When you and you close friends form a sisterhood and agree not to fuck each others ex husbands
Oh Maria I really hope you didn't sleep with Jimbo , remember chicks before dicks
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Being confronted by a computer (or technical) problem that you lack the skills (or intelligence) to resolve. A reference to the movie "2001," where confused monkeys are confronted by superior alien technology in the form of a monolith and beat it with sticks.
Dude A: My dad couldn't program his DVD player, and got totally pissed.
Dude B: Yep, monkeys before the monolith.
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When something is more about the appearence than the functionality or working.
Literal meaning: "I don't understand girls with high heels, it's fashion before function." (high heels are extremely uncomfortable, but fashionable)
Joke-like/metaphorical meaning:
-Look at that poser, can he even ollie?
-I don't think so, fashion before function. (Posers only look good, they can't do shit)
P.s. I'm not a native-speaker, so the examples might be a bit lame, but I'm pretty sure the definition is right.
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