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A form of ritual corporal punishment enacted usually in Hong Kong among male university students. 3 to 4 "executioners" carry their victim by their arms and legs; then split the victim's legs; and swing them so their groin area is subjected to bumping against a pole or corner (not violently). This is not meant to hurt the victim, but can be used maliciously by friends or enemies alike. It may take more than 5 minutes occasionally, until the executioners are satisfied. Sometimes it is called "to Bring Joy" and can be used for a victim's birthday, with "Happy Birthday" being sung to the individual while it being inflicted upon them.
Additional ways to express it may be to double the action with an "X Con", with two victims groins replacing the pole; or instead of swinging the into the pole, to do a "Rotational Con" which is to rotate the individual around the pole.
While some may be flattered or honoured for this to happen, many others find it humiliating or a form of sexual harassment.
The guys really Happy Corner'd Ernest for his birthday! What an honour!
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It's the one person who just makes you smile no matter what. He smiles and jokes a lot. We all love him.
Park Chanyeol is happy virus.
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A piece of clothing or material ie. sock, towel that is used to ejaculate into.
All the guys stole renee's school shirt and used it as a happy rag.
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An alternate personal greeting of the Christmas Holiday Season for atheists. It originated on December 18, 2008 on the science blog, Pharyngula. The blogger, PZ Myers, received an email in which the writer referred to evolutionists and atheists as worshiping Charles Darwin as a god, and proceeded to say, "Until then, happy monkey! (or what ever non Christmas evolution people say)".
We wish you a Happy Monkey, and a Happy New Year.
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A greeting card saturated in an illicit drug such as heroin, LSD, cocaine, or methamphetamine and sent into prison.
Ex. 1
"A happy card is a greeting card that is usually saturated in a narcotic. So you get -- it's my birthday. They'll saturate -- they'll liquefy methamphetamine, say an ounce of methamphetamine, in a small amount of water and spray it onto a card, or saturate it in some fashion, let it dry, write on the card, and send it in. It's odorless, colorless, and it gets right in. It can also contain heroin, LSD, cocaine."
Rene 'Boxer' Enriquez, USA v. Jaimez et al, September 12, 2018.
Ex. 2
Huero Rana: Hey homey! It's my birthday! You know what that means!
Borrego: Bro: How we gonna have a stripper party in prison?
Huero Rana: No fool! I'm getting my Happy Card today! It's gonna be dope, if ya know what I mean!
Borrego: Right on homey! Break me off some of that shit!
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A daily web comic found on the website explosm.com. The comic writers are 4 comic artists named Rob, Kris, Dave, and Matt. Each artist has his own sense of humor; like Rob and Dave's comics having a genuine sense of humor, while Matt's tend to focus around AIDS and sex, and Kris's comics are usually about someone dying or missing limbs. The web comic also has a dozen or so animated shorts.
guy 1: Man, Cyanide and Happiness is a great web comic!
guy 2: Hey, I've never heard of it.
guy 1: You should check it out sometime. It's really funny.
guy 2: Ok I will.
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After experiencing a wonderful orgasm during romantic sexual intercourse, at least one of the participants playfully bounds and dances around the room, smiling ear to ear with the happiest face you’ve ever seen.
There is nothing quite so beautiful and rewarding as watching her happy dance go on and on after she experienced such a satisfying orgasm.
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