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noun. during intercourse or other sexual acts, the failure to keep the penis erect. Commonly referred to as Erectile Disfunction (ED) and treated using Viagra, Levitra, Cialis, etc.
Man, we were having the best sex ever last night but then I had a Cuban Missile Crisis even Kennedy couldn't fix.
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rockets that go thud in the night. Has-bola shit's thud on middle-east
alieboba shot 70 thud missiles at high-faa most went thud. bay-rooties should put BC BUD in thud missiles then all be friends blow horn.
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To masturbate oneself.
"Today I wax my missile!"
"Nice hobby. You gonna choke your chicken next?"
"Maybe."
(Sinfest.net online webcomic)
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A secret weapon that will be employed by the President of the United States as part of the new Space Force initiative that he claims can travel 17 times faster than our current form of space weaponry.
I was worried about our retaliation on China because of the coronavirus, but thanks to our new Super Duper Missile, President Trump has calmed my nerves once again.
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When a Cuban-American partakes in anal sex then withraws only to cum up the back of the recieving participant.
Enrique pulled a "Cuban Missile Crisis" on her ass and she was stunned.
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When a man lies on his back and woman on top in reverse cowgirl. As he is coming, his rocks back into a bottoms up position shifting the women between his legs remaining insider her and then placing his feet on her ass cheeks and launching her into the TV that displays any news coverage of the war in Iraq.
Steve performed a land to air missile on Brittany when he launched her into the nightly news.
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A dog or pet that will go to almost any length for a snack, reward, or goodie, often to comical effect.
"Look at that dog of yours! She's sniffing out every piece of that cookie you dropped!"
"Yep; she's a treat-seeking missile."
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