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A Whore ass bitch who is only good in bed once and then you toss her away
Hey did you get with Lisa last night?
Ya but she Was a paper towel so I Just left after it was done.
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A derrogatory term for a person of Middle Eastern ethincity insinuating a lack of intellect. A combination of towel head and tard.
Osama Bin Ladin must be a real towel tard for attacking the U.S.
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1: Disgusting rag waved by Steelers fans at football games, tailgates, and business meetings. Generally left unwashed for "good luck."
2: A synonym for something that is utterly repulsive, idiotic, or represents a lower stratum in human evolution.
Guy 1: Dude, that girl is a major slew, I can't believe you hooked up with her.
Guy 2: I know, terrible towel of a decision. I better get tested asap.
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To give up or surrender. Probably related in origin to throwing up the white flag, which also indicates surrender.
When I was losing by 5 in the game of Don't Throw The Towel in the Bucket with a minute remaining, I realized it was hopeless and decided to just throw in the towel.
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Person: "I have a rack that I use to hang up towels on, therefore it is a towel rack."
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The act of shitting on a yellow towel and then slapping an unsuspecting person with it.
My hoe didn't pay me so she got the terrible towel
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"Chewing the Towel" refers to the act of performing oral sex on a girl who is currently on her period. "Towel" is slang for the feminine hygiene product girls use whilst menstruating.
"Dude, my girl and I want to hook up, but she's on her period. Guess I'm chewing the towel tonight."
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