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The favorite scapegoat of men (eapecially on urbandictionary.com)
"I am an unemployed ugly schlong who lives in momma's basement. Whose fault is it? WOMAN!"
"I am a moron on urbandictionary who's a virgin at age 25. Whose fault is it? WOMAN!"
"I am worthless and no one will ever love me. Whose fault is it? WOMAN!"
Hey, get a life you losers. And "A woman is the useless stuff around a vagina" is getting old and kind of emarrassing, even for you.
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The spawn of satan
like...
Satan on earth
Mother: omg, plz clean up this mess omq the house is so messy again =.=
Son: My socks on the floor and you say its messy ._.
Son Thinks * Damn Woman and there OCD' *
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Sammy (S-aME)
looks don't matter, as long as your easy.
*men who like whores*--no taste
Being a womanizer is like collecting STD---ya' gatta catch them all!
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A person who is hated by (99% of) men.
A person who can just sit back and let men on this site disgrace their sex by writing demented and fantastically unintelligent definitions of "the woman".
Here some pearls of wisdom written by men about women on urbandictionary.com (and they repeat it over and over again because they are really clever lads):
"Useless stuff around a vagina"
"An object - not unlike a toaster"
"Inferior lesser sex"
"Cunt who deserves to be slammed and beaten"
"Superficial illogical stupid money-grabbing creature of hate"
"Satan's work to torture innocent perfect men"
"Useful for three things - cooking, cleaning and sucking"
"A woman should be raped and beaten"
"A mobile sperm bank and dishwasher"
To those man-ish things that post shit like that: You are the best arguments for radical feminism and abortion. You prove that misogyny, sexism, male machismo, male stupidity, and misanthropy are real. ETERNAL SHAME on you. Eternal shame, you self-appointed master class.
A question to all women: Why don't you stand up to this? Why do you keep writing positive things about them? How can you live with them and bear their evil spawn when you know that they HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH?
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a guy who loves women and chases them, women chase him too, but when he finds one he truly likes he stays true to them. usually a very nice guy, almost perfect you could say.
random girl- he's with like every girl
random girl- true, i think even i like him a little
girl he likes- im with him now, he's great
womanizer- im staying with this one, forget the other ones
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When men drink too much alcohol they:
Can't drive
Argue with everyone over nothing
Ramble on without making sense
Gain weight
Become overly emotional
Fail to think rationally
Have to sit down when urinating
Cant perform sexually
refuse to apologize when wrong
and for the serious drinkers...develop man boobs (gynecomastia)
just like a woman.
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