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A person who takes too many selfies of themselves to such an extent that it takes up a lot of their time. They have a sexualized fetish in taking photos of themselves.
she's such a slag, I bet she texts lots of guys! what a selfie wanker!
Another definition of a Stoker, a MEM (Marine Engineering Mechanic) in the Royal Navy.
That Spanner Wanker is a right greasy bugger.
A derogatory term for a guy signifying that they love to masterbate or "whack off." Could be substituted for-
"He's a real jack-off."
Grau-Wankers are people with no life whatsoever. They use the (un-nerfed) Grau on Modern Warfare. They Wake up at half 8 every morning, have some bran-flakes, then play COD. Probably drive a Nissan Note. Probably work as a geology teacher and rely on that one time they kissed the hottest girl in school as a conversation starter until they're 50. Mayo is too spicy for them, and they often sweat profusely requiring windscreen wipers on their glasses. Favourite quote is: "You're so shit at COD mate, suck ya mum".
Just got killed by another Grau-Wanker. Wish they would nerf this gun
When you just got to get yourself off but cant summon up the relevent filthy images for the quick one and have to give it up
(normally called barry and single and desperate)With friends waiting outside complaining about barry taking so long barry came out and said "Sorry about the wait i suffered a bit of wankers block"
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One who carries around with them the uncontrollable urge to have a wank. This condition makes seemingly simple outings rather difficult.
Guy1: Yo man? Have you ever noticed all the white stains on the carpets in Doug's apartment?
Guy2: Yeah man its cause he's a fucking chronic wanker.
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Someone with an overwhelming obsession with their phone, phone related apps and equipment. Someone with a new phone who is generally a boring person with nothing relevant or interesting to talk about. Someone with an aggressive need to show you their phone and tell you about its uninteresting attachments.
Look at my new phone, it has an app that comes up with interesting phone related conversation starters. Check out how much music my phone has! Why would I want to sleep with you when, instead we can talk about how much memory my phone has. I have no personality but my phone can be used as a metal detector. I am a complete Phone Wanker!
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