A big dude who smokes a lot of pot and plays Fortnight for 9-12 hours a day.
Dylan smoked 12 ounces of weed today
this ugly deformed dude that PLAYS BASKETBALL and also enjoys raping girls on the side but if you ask him he will deny it
Girl: no.
Dylan: *keeps going*
Girl: STOP
Dylan: *rapes girl*
Someone who backs the LGBTQ community so passionately that he switches to the “dark side”. Claims he doesn’t like “winky” but admits to being a “pro at willy loving”.
“OMG! That’s Dylan! He definitely loves winky!”
Dylan is a very nice guy. If you want to watch all three Pitch Perfect's, Dylan is your guy. Some people think he is gay but really it's his great personality. He loves Duke even though he could never get in. All of his best friends are dick but he isn't. He plays basketball at the JCC with goggles. Dylan is a great friend.
Dylan a perfect example of the perfect human being the exact way a person should be.
"Did you hear Dylan adopted 30 orphans?" "Omg that is such a Dylan move"
A powerful woman who doesn’t care what people think she dose what she wants and when she wanted to do it. She loves cats. She is young but she knows what she wants. Dylan is fearless and she knows it. She has a happy life and more to come
-Piper Benaim