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Reasons why girls shouldn't be jealous of Megan Focks:
1) Megan Fox has more tramp stamps than Rihanna and she's got a huge tattoo stamped on her ass.
2) She wears heavy makeup to cover her flaws. And ever seen her do that whole stupid look hen taking a picture? Yup. Desperate cry for attention.
3) Megan Fox is "plain" or "average" compared to Scarlett Johanson, Adriana Lima, Angelina Jolie, and Hayden Panettiere. I take real boobs over fake plastic boobs anyday.
4) If your guy says Megan Fox is hot he is only doing it to not sound gay or to make you mad or jealous.
5) Talented actress?! My ass! Since when did acting like a whore became a talent? Oh right. Because 50% of Americans who love to see some chick leaning over a car looking like she just reached orgasm.
6) Note that Megan Fox fanboys are Nerds, teenagers, and ugly fat old man who are single.
7) She is hot no doubt but not beautiful, there are more real bautiful girls out there.
8) In the next ten years or so - maybe even 5 - since she smokes, she'll start looking like a saggy old lady with a blue waffle, the only thing that can fix it is botox IF she can afford it by then.
9) And speaking of plastic, now we know where 80% of the recycled bottles go - surgeries for Megan Fox. Source: $10,000 boobs.
10) Everyone has thier own opinions. Not everyone agrees that Megan Fox is hot but some do think that she is. So therefore, this is an opinion.
Alot of guys say girls got the Megan Fox jealousy but as if we'll be jealous of that talentless little whore.
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Pitch fox is a word used to describe a woman who has a sexy, strong and fun loving personality. A pitch fox knows how to party and have a good time with her friends. A foxy lady thats for sure. Pitch foxes can be found at partys, festivals and clubs and will always stand out from the crowd. With an alluring scent that will capture your senses as well as your heart you are sure not to forget a pitch fox should you be lucky enough to meet one. Pitch foxes are rare and should you be lucky enough to snare one, never let them go! Never to be mistaken with a bitch fox which is a sly, cunning and dirty bad smelling animal.
mmmm can you smell that, it smells good, she must be a pitch fox!
Can you see that girl dancing over there, she must be a pitch fox, i think i am in love!
Have you met my best mate? she is a pitch fox, yea thats right, a pitch fox, i am very lucky!
The cutes little cat dog fox ear monster desert kawaiiness ever
That fennec fox almost killed me with uts adorableness
A humanoid fox who tried to blow down British Parliament on May 11, 5061AD - a brick structure built by sentient Pig-men.
Remember, remember, the 11th of May,
Huffing and puffing and blowing.
I see no reason the Fox Guy, his treason,
should be spoke of by J.K. Rowling.
The act in trying to convince someone that you know what you're talking about, but you are lying and trying to make it beleivable.
Hey did you hear about the kid who ran across canada with no arms or legs? -Yeah Jerry fox.
A Conservative/Republican illiterate who only gets the news from Fox News and Conservative pundits.
Chris is a Fox Bubbler because he beleives Liberals are not Christians.
The most caring and sweetest person ever, a kid filled up with dreams.
He has the most beautiful eyes, makes you want to look at them for hours, his soft hair make you want to cuddle him for life.
Bonus point for his jawline and is sweater Grogu :)
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-who is the sweetest person ever?
-it HAS to be Viktor Fox