master fu

a person of male gender who is a master at fucking up the women he comes in contact with.

Originally it was "master fuck", but its conceptual creator (whose name won't be mentioned due to website policy) shortened it to Master Fu.

The fact that the name itself has a strong nuance to ancient Buddhist tradition was applied wisely to evoke a false spiritual connotation to the identity, and in such manner further deceive its gullable targets.

Other known variations: cock, cock on a rock

She tried to kill herself after Master Fu left her.

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Fu-Sion

Seventh son of Seventh son-Child destined to life of pain and misery with no start and no end

fu-sion thou art and fu-sion thou shall remain

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Fu manchu

A sloppy fart where poo drips down both your butt cheeks and forms the shape of the traditional, iconic mustache.

Jenny had to jump into the shower to clean the embarrassing remnants of the fu manchu she had let slip earlier that day.

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kung fu

Not an actual martial art, but a name for a whole group of chinese martial arts. In chinese its translated to the term gong fu, or wushu. All other martial arts sweat kung fu, like the japs kendo and the koreans tae kwon do cant hold a candle against our kung fu

Wes: I know kung fu, wing chun, choy li fut, and Hung fut = D

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Rave Fu or Rave-Fu

A dance style created by the lead singer of "The Music." Combination kung-fu and rave style.

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dork-fu

A dork, demonstrating his dork-prowess in a dorkly fashion, maybe on a chatroom, spilling out some intricate startrek drivel or pasting in loads of program code..

dork: woah i just wrote the best subroutine ever! it strips out all of the quotes and apostrophes in a quater of a nanosecond then tells you!!

$string =~ /(\'\")/og;
print "$1\n";

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fu><0red

leet speak version of 'fucked'

He's fuxored :o

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