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Releasing a stenchy fart into a lift or elevator, then leaving so the next person who enters can receive and enjoy the full guffy experience.
Upon seeing a work colleague leave a lift: "Let it clear. Jeff always leaves a Lift Gift in there."
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Gender Gifted refers to a person who's capacity for gender expression exceeds the binary. It is a positive term and can be applied to anyone who enjoys to challenge cis gendered normatives, whether it be in frame of mind, in presentation, or as an ally to loved ones who challenge the binary gender divide.
That person doesn't fit 'he' or 'she' as a pronoun, they're Gender Gifted and would be better addressed by name.
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I got tommy a gift box because it was his birthday.
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To give someone something they want for their birthday
I gave Tim the toy he wanted as a birthday gift for his 13th birthday
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This is a magical power that many charismatic Christians like Pentecostals think they've been given through their second baptism that allows them to know what the bible really means without actually knowing anything about the Bible, let alone the ability to tie their own shoes. Many charismatic Christians think they have this ability yet they come to different conclusions about what the Bible means. People who think they have this magic power will, when faced with this problem, respond by saying that their own gift is through the Holy Spirit and everyone else is being led by Satan. This leads to what is known as a Holy Spirit Rumble where each lunatic charismatic calls each other a pawn of Satan, and ending with each being more convinced than ever that they are a True Christian and their opposition is non-Christian. (see: Christian Persecution Paradox ).
I knew the world was only 6,000 years old because I have the gift of discernment." -or- "After I voided my bladder and flopped around like a fish in my second baptism, I received the gift of discernment.
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Gift giver of the female sex who knowingly furnishes presents that are insubstantial, cheap, and/or offensive.
Connie was a real gift crack this year. Not only did she recycle the ugly scarf she got last year, but it was worn!
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Self-gifting is the act of purchasing something for yourself while Christmas shopping.
Self-gifting is on the rise. Estimates are that 15% of all purchases this year are for the Christmas shoppers themselves, which is up from 9% last year.
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