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The one state in the US that allows a 20&14 year old to have sex with eachother.
When andy was 20 he had sex wiyh arleen who was 14, but he shockingly didn't get arrested, cuz in missouri when you're younger than 21, you can have sex with someone down to 14, but when you're 21, the younger person has to be 21.
it involves 2 men and 1 orphan girl the guy is sitting there fucking the girl and the other slides in to the dm‘s and and propels homies dick with the power of a 1000 cannons into the orphan throat and when the dude fucking the orphan nuts the semen is propelled out of the orphans ass and that is the missouri jack hammer
did you hear about that dude robert do the missouri jack hammer on his cousin his cousin was sore for weeks
When someone sits on someone else's fave and starts ripping ass
Mason "how did you get pink eye?"
Rain "oh I got a Missouri facial last night"
Two guys jerk off while laying on their backs. Feet touching. When they cum it forms an arch reminiscent of the St. Louis arch. Missouri pleasure
Hey Bro. Wanna make some Missouri Pleasure tonight?
Sure man. I'm down to arch it up!
Angry birds epic Modder that made ABE: All stars.
drip missouri made an angry birds epic mod.
A small town around the western border of Missouri. It has a population of about 1500 and everybody knows each other.
George: Hey I heard you're leaving Portugal. Where might you be headed?
Dominic: The coolest town in the world, Adrian, Missouri!