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The female pubic mound, short for ‘mons pubis’. Also known as pooch, snatch hatch and vag hanger.
Danny: Man, look at the mons on her. That’s a mons royale.
Bobby: Sure is. Hope it’s not a mons royale with cheese.
Mon is an edgy teen who is captivated by stormy weather and lolis. He possesses supernatural laziness and will stay in bed all day if possible.
When your teacher brought a cute to your class
Adam: "Look at what Ditte brought"
Martin: "Mons!"
Pronounced similarly so that it rhymes with 'bomb' or 'gone', A 'Mon' is an individual from the Cheshire region of the Uk who is characterised with a high interest in tractors.
They are typically not an actual expert in farming per se, thier love for tractors and associated machinery are thier only areas of interest.
The word 'Mon' is derived from 'Man' and designed to emulate the more slack jawed speech of the rural population of the area. It is typically incorporated into a greeting as follows: "Alreet (country slang for alright?) me (my) mon"
Many non-countryside influenced individuals use this way of addressing each other in order to sound simulator to the inhabitants of rural areas of cheshire i.e Nantwich, Malpas, Audlem etc.
"Alreet me mon, me john deere's PTO shaft has broken"
Or
"Can I lend a 3/4" socket for me Land Rover mon?"