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Taking random items found in the office environment and balancing them in a vertical stack without knocking over the item placed by the previous person
Mad Office Jenga skills: Windex spray bottle with tape dispenser stacked on top of a binder on edge all on the edge of a cube wall.
to take office supplies for personal use (i.e. to steal)
Joannie needed some extra packing tape for home so the next day at work, she went office shopping.
when someone in a given group of people (typically an office, or workplace environment) is the hottest within the group, but is objectively ugly.
one might be tricked into dating said person because the other people in the environment are uglier by comparison.
Tony: "Dude, don't date Melissa, she's only office hot."
Steve: "Thanks man. Didn't realize at first, but she's definitely a 4."
Verb - Passive Tense
(Note: The active tense version of this is simply Office Space)
Used when someone destroys a piece of (usually outdated) technology for reasons of utter frustrations of trying to get said piece of technology to work.
Made famous in the movie Office Space where three main characters from the movie take their printer, which would constantly display "paper jam" when none could be found, constantly roll paper back and forth between rollers, and display the infamous command PC LOAD LETTER, into an empty field and proceeded to break said printer to pieces with baseball bats.
That scanner was nothing but trouble, so I want and Office Space'd it.
two people who work together that spend inordinate amount of time together outside of the office.
sharing a cubicle, going to the bathroom together, smoking together, and going to lunch together.
"john and bob are always hanging out together. its like their office married."
A term often used to describe someone who makes the office and work their entire personality. Often these people will come into the office 2 hours before their shift starts and leave 2 hours after it ends without overtime pay, often to attempt to impress their boss and co-workers.
Karen: I left the office at 7PM last night can I get a pay rise?
Manager: No stop being an office knob and work your contracted hours.