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Pinching a biscuit is what happens when you go to the bathroom to take a huge dump, or " pinch a loaf ", but wind up being really costipated and only dropping a small turd.
I'm so fucking constipated. I spent 40 minutes pinching a loaf and wound up only pinching a biscuit.
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This is necessary to be done when dingleberries from the previous visit to the lou are found while wiping. After the primary wipe, a secondary wipe must be done in which you pinch the dingleberries and pull quickly to remove them.
Just removed some dingleberries with a serious pinch and pull!
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A pinch and roll is a term used for itching the balls. One does not scratch the balls, as that would hurt like hell. So, you would execute the pinch and roll maneuver, which is quite self- explanatory(the name implies). One does not do the pinch and roll in public, only in private. If it is truly a life and death situation, you can do it through your pockets. That’s all I’ve gotta say on the pinch and roll.
“Dude…cover me. Imma pinch and roll.”
Laughing incoherently, the friend blocks his other friend from view as he executes the pinch and roll maneuver.
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A man who is often referred to as a pikey, hangs around with undesirable characters.
See that man over there looking shifty, he's such a Rob pinches
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When a person sits and pinches their balls and/or penis between their ass-cheeks and the object of which they are sitting on due to an excessive amount of seamen accumulated in their testicles.
Dude, I just got a package pinch and it stings.
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Pulling a Colbert, or to pull a Colbert. Related to "pulling a Stewart", q.v.
Taken from The Colbert Report, a pinch-snatch is to pinch one's eyeglass stem and then use the same hand to snatch one's eyeglasses from one's own face while fixing a piercing, somewhat imperious eyeglass-less stare on someone, or upon a handy nearby camera.
Lends instant gravitas to the pinch-snatcher and makes the subject or target feel he is under intense judgment and surveillance. Best when deployed in the midst of an important sentence brimming with gravitas, such as, "There can only be one answer to the problem Republicans present America... PINCH-SNATCH... truthiness." or "You want to know what I think, Jeff? I'll tell you what I think. I think... PINCH-SNATCH... it's Miller Time."
The pinch-snatch is incomplete and impotent without the added accessory of a cleverly arched eyebrow.
"The stalwart, masculine, patriotic and trustworthy news anchor turned facing me filled with gravitas, deployed a pinch-snatch, arched his eyebrow, and reported the bird dropping had indeed been in his sandwich, as I suspected."
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When a hard or semi-hard erection is suddenly made limp by seeing something or someone.
Jimmy was at the drugstore buying condoms and the very thought of the night he had ahead of him had given him an erection. However, at the checkout, Jimmy suddenly experienced a pinch flat when the obese, middle-aged woman at the counter gave him a wink.
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