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A safe-for-work way of saying bitch please. Usually used at family functions or similar stale environments to inform people that their opinion is not valid.
Karen: I personally like when my husband buys me cleaning products for Christmas.
Mauveen: Donkey please, get a life. 🙄
It is something to say if someone is making excuses to win an argument or the reason they lost a game.
Person one: Zero suit up b kill's bowser at 70?!!
Reggie: Please no johns.
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A phrase used toward couples who are being very loving to one another, usually those who are dating, engaged, or have been recently married.
This phrase insinuates that the lovers' mushy talk will cause the person listing to vomit, therefore needing Pepto Bismol.
Rarely said to couples who have been together for long periods of time due to lack of needing to.
Lover 1: I love you darling.
Lover 2: I love you too dearest.
Lover 1: But I love you more sweetie pie.
Lover 2: Oh no. I love YOU more love muffin!
Person listening: Pepto please!
Something a white man would say at KFC if he wanted to get shot.
KFC worker: Hurry up, your holding up the line.
You: Nigga Please
KFC worker: (gasps)
Your brains: *SPLAT*
An exclamation of disdain or dismissal.
"Let me hold ten til Friday, yo."
"Nigga please"
Asking politely to see a woman's (or man's) tit
Tit please ;)