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Yawning Susan

A vagina so over-stretched that it resembles the yawn of a jowly old woman

β€œAfter having 5 babies in as many years Carol was aware that she had developed a yawning Susan

by FistyWayne June 29, 2021

3πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


susan wian

a cunt that likes chew spit, feces, and semen splashed all over her. Look up bitch on UD and her name should be displayed.

susan wian, you're a cunt.

by donkeypunchcunt October 13, 2012

4πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Stonecold Susan

A Stonecold Susan is the act of Ultimate anal pleasure. One Must lie down in a 69 position with one's partner on top of, or below them, and each partner must have one or several cubes of ice. Each partner then rubs the ice cubes around the surface of the other's partners' anus, until it becomes numb. When this step is complete, each partner must give the other a Rim Job until desired anal pleasure is achieved.

My wife and I were looking for something new to spice up our sex lives, nothing compared to the extreme pleasure of a Stonecold Susan, It caused both me and my wife to scream uncontrolably!

or

My girlfriend and I gave each other a Stonecold Susan last night. I got so excited I released some Fecal matter on her forehead! Its a good thing all she cared about was the extreme anal pleasure she was experiencing! It is a must have in anyone's sex lives!

by David Bq March 29, 2006

8πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


Stripper Susan

A Polish Stripper by the name of Susan. She enjoys killing babies, smoking joints, and stripping.

She likes beating the hell out of people, and she won't stop just because you need to breathe, idiot.

Also a long time raper of Billie Joe Armstrong.

If you ever mess with Stripper Susan, prepare to get the shit kicked out of of you.

Stripper Susan likes to strip WEOWWW!!

by BRITTY March 21, 2005

10πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


Lazy Susan

When you insert your cock into the mouth of a drunk, passed out broad and jizz in her mouth until she chokes and wakes up.

Man did you see that lazy susan I just gave to Veronica!

by nonGLP October 6, 2003

23πŸ‘ 80πŸ‘Ž


Dirty Susan

a used or unused condom

"Today in sex ed, the teacher pulled out a dirty susan."

by 1111 August 21, 2006

10πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


Susan Boyle

tit

"That girl is such a Susan Boyle"

by Haaaannah May 30, 2009

37πŸ‘ 146πŸ‘Ž