Alex

A literal fucking cat. Loves when you pat their head but when you ignore them they get really clingy and affectionate. They'll be really shy when you first meet them, but as soon as you get to know them better, they're really wild.

Known to be really short and cute.

Friend: Is that an Alex? It's so cute!!
You: I know right? You can't have it though. It's mine.

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Alex

A generally strong person, Short, and can fight. A very loving person who is trustworthy and always build strong foundations with friends. Alex is a person who can be around when needed. Also very annoying at times. Funny and will stay away from the bad habits in life.

Alex is a trustworthy friend.

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Alex

A really sweet guy who actually cares and seems to be misunderstood. Apparently he “manipulates relationships” but I mean if you want to believe that then go ahead but that ain’t him.

“Isn’t that Alex?”
“The guy who broke a relationship and is pretending to be hurt?”
“that’s not it, you mfing doofus.”

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Alex

A total smartass. Really funny, total babe. Everyone thinks he is kind of odd, but he is my flawed boyf. Can be really annoying, but you'll love that about him. Does the exact opposite of what you say. He is so loveable and kind, and doesn't have a mean bone in his body. Even though he pretends to. He's the best bestie anyone could ever ask for.

Person One: Why is that small child crying?
Person Two: Oh, that was Alex! He hit him in the shins with a razor scooter!
Person Three: He's one sexy motherfucker.

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Alex

Alex’s are adorable and I want him to know how much I love him. They are everything anyone will look for in a guy - sporty, handsome, smartish, wonderful smile and great hugs. No one could match or come close to how amazing Alex’s are. They are funny and will knock someone’s lights out of they hurt you or someone close to him. They can be rude at times but always undo what they have done. They are romantic and if you are lucky enough to meet one you will realise that. When you meet him you will be like “best friends” and if your a girl, you will slowly fall in love.

Girl 1 : “do you know Alex?”
Girl 2 : “yeh he’s well peng! Should I ask him out?”
Girl 1 : “too slow.”

*girl 1 walks over and promptly asks Alex out*

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Alex

A stupid cock sucking asshole who is a dumb piece of fucking fuck shit and as well as a massive fucking pussy twat cunty cunt cunt who eats shit and should get hit by a fucking bus

Hey there is Alex, he is so fucking ugly he makes blind kids cry

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Alex

Alex an introverted person who stay in side all day and plays minecraft or other games. They usually watch Netflix as well.

Alex's are gamers

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