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When a particular individual shits in his pants, then reaches in, grabs the nugget that was produced, then throws it at a helpless victim. This act is only considered a Jamaican Stink Nugget when the nugget has a stench so strong that it has knockout power.
Steve I gave Patrick a jamaican stink nugget the other day!
Bill once produced a Jamaican Stink Nugget so powerful that it knocked him out as well as the victim.
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A large, fat, resinous, splif or joint, rolled so that the paper only makes one revolution around.
Gregg, If you only got one Club left, better twist up a Jamaican Jelly-roll.
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A Jamaican Nig-Nog is when you're friend/enemy has his hand in a fist, and you proceed to knock on the outside of his closed fist. This hurts like HELL!
Guy 1: "You're gay"
You: "Oh Yeah, well im gonna give you a Jamaican Nig-Nog"
Gives Guy 1 a Jamaican Nig-Nog
Guy 1: "Oww!! Ok Ok fine you're not gay!"
You: Damn straight!
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The act of giving anal sex to a woman and inserting the largest dildo you can find into her vagina.
The act of receiving a blow job from your partner while in the pile drive position, and then laying their ass out on the floor.
Dude 1: "Hey dude! I knocked out my girlfriend last night!"
Dude: 2: "Really? How?"
Dude 1: "Jamaican Pile Driver"
Dude 2: "Nice"
Dude 1: "Hey dude I JPD'd my girlfriend last night!"
Dude 2: "Really, how big was it this time?"
Dude 1: "I used a baseball bat this time"
Dude 2: "Rad"
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While receiving dome, when the man is about to ejaculate he thursts his penis into the girls throat, causing throwup, then cums in her mouth. After he pulls out he punches the female in the nose causing blood to drip down also into the mouth. Your fresh slampiece will probably be crying at this point resulting in adding tears to the mixture. Take your mixture of spit, semen, puke blood and tears, close mouth and shake head. Once finished you have your scrumptious Jamaican Milkshake.
Last night I enjoyed a Jamaican Milkshake from my fresh slam piece
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Guy #1: Ey bredda, it looks like you got a Jamaican Retirement Package.
Guy #2: Obama ain't helping the bredda's so we gots to make our own retirement package, there ain't no 401(k) with benefits like these. The best part is it's 100% tax free.
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Describes an anus so full of dingle berries that every time the person walks, you can actually hear the berries clap. The sound is said to be reminiscent of ancient Jamaican Thunder dances from the old days.
Yo dat bitch got Jamaican Thunder Anus, Tony! Don't go for her!
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