car booger

A chunk of ice or hard slush, usually dark brown, which is found in the middle of, or alongside, the road in winter, having fallen off a passing car. It builds up like a stalactite behind the wheel from dirty road slush being thrown up there and sticking. Also known in some quarters as a slurd.

Dear Uncle Pete... Weather was a bit warmer today so car boogers were in evidence everywhere on the roads... kids were dodging cars and running out to kick them apart on their way home from school.... p.s. Mom's hemorrhoids are acting up again.

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Lotion Booger

The ball of dried lotion that shoots out of the bottle when you attempt to dispense the lotion.

I went to pump some Vaseline Intensive Care, and a giant lotion booger squirted out.

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booger fetish

Typically associated with Femdom D/s scenes, this quasi-fetish is characterized as an act of complete submission whereby a dominant woman, Alpha Female, or Dominatrix forces a submissive male to eat her snot, mucus, or magic nose goblins against his better judgment as an extreme form of erotic humiliation.

Mistress Deja was feeling too sick to shoot a bondage scene today so instead she forced her slave to eat her snot and boogers on cam for a randy booger fetish clip for her website.

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eye boogers

the plica (PLY-ka) semilunaris (sem-ee-LOO-ner-is), which is located around the eye makes eye mucus or waste

There is a big piece mucus in the corner of your eye, it must have taken the plica semilunaris a long time to make it.

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booger beast

a person who sits in the cube next to or near you and snarftslhglkfhgdf his boogers all day

Can someone please make that booger beast shut up?

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Wood Booger

Hillbilly, Hick, Redneck, Appalacian Hilljack, Logger

woodbooger hick hillbilly redneck whitetrash logger inbred mountain folk

Looks like every hairy neck wood booger and there mother came down from the mountains to shop at Wal-mart today.

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finger boogers

The booger like crumbs that are in a dirty keyboard.

I just cleaned the keyboard at work for the first time in 2 years and there were a ton of finger boogers in it... gross.

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