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When you're fucking a girl doggystyle and then ... ooops ... suddenly strangle her with a garden hose.
Whoa. I mean we were having great sex and then, wham! Outa nowhere came a right turn.
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The mating call of the wild gargoyle. Society as a whole is generally confused as to what this mating call is in reference to, but public figures (Oprah, Charlie Sheen, and Tom Hanks) are on record stating that the act involves a strap-on.
*Heard from behind a closed door*
Gargoyle: Turn Around!
Man-Beast: Sometimes I feel like mating with you isn't quite natural....
Gargoyle: THINK I CARE?!?!???
*Sounds of moaning and crying follow*
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When one "turns up", they will dance to good music, have a disco ball, and have a killer glass of Arnold palmer.
Guy 1: Yo man, I really need to let of some steam and turn up tomorrow night.
Guy 2: definitely.
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the turning of a tide that encourages consumption, and misunderestimates the compassion of our country... and also misunderestimated the will and determination of our commander in chief too.
George Bush quote "I think Tide Turning as i remember, i was raised in the desert, but it's easy to see a tide turn.... did i say those words?"
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A dance- put your hands up bend your knees bounce around in a circle get down on your knees.
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To have one's ride suddenly become unavailable, generally because it is "too late" according to parents, local laws, or public transit authorities. Generally used in the future tense, to describe the time later in the night at which point an individual will be depending on someone else for transportation.
Contrary to what one might expect, the person themselves turns into a pumpkin, rather than the ride itself.
-Can we see the 9:15 showing instead of the 11? I just got my license, so I turn into a pumpkin at midnight.
-I'm turning into a pumpkin at 2 AM because the stupid subway shuts down, but if someone brings a car, I'm in.
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to force another to become the submissive or receptive partner in a circumstantial homosexual relationship; frequently deployed in the context single-gendered spaces, such as the penitentiary.
Hey white boy, sit your ass down on my bed, son. I'm gonna turn your ass out.
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