wind wiener

A wind wiener is when you give someone a really bad blow job and it turns them off so much that it has a negative effect. Instead of getting wet, they get intensely dry, so much that their dick is comparable to a blow dryer.

Emily gave me suuuch a wind wiener last night. I've never been so turned off in my life.

I'd rather stare at that fat lady's mole for 6 hours then get another wind wiener from Emily.

I couldn't find my blow dryer after I got out of the shower last night, so I just got Emily to give me a wind wiener.

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Wiener Brothers

When two men have sex with the same girl at the same time.

"Dude, me and Jim did Heather last night, can you say three way?!"

"Dude, you and Jim are wiener brothers!"

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Jungle wiener

AIDS.

"I was vacationing in the amazon, and came back with the jungle wiener."

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wiener hole

the name you call someone when they give you an unsolicited d*cky pic.

yea that chad is a wiener hole

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Justin Wiener

The biggest gay fag ever

Oh. its Justin Wiener did you here he is gay.

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Wiener boop

When two dudes touch tips

“Can I wiener boop you tonight.”
“ A lot of studying to do. “
“ Will be fun just you me and Werner boops.”

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Snuggie Wiener

When a female puts on a snuggie and they make or accidently form a faux cock, aka penis, aka wiener. the best thing about is that you can form your own size junk and fool your friends and family, and watch your mom cry later

Whoa Miz Anna, you got an awesome Snuggie Wiener!

Hey Lynn! Check out my Snuggie Wiener! Its the best coz im actually a girl.

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