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1. (v) a synonym for "copulation" that involves a shlong, meat-stick, crotch-worm or otherwise penis-esque object...also synonymous with "fuck", "pork" and "greasing the blood log"
2. (v) a 23rd century process by which the bratwurst bots of Northern Latvia converted 30,000 hapless peasants into their unwilling thralls.
3. (v) a 24th century slang term for manipulating the uneducated into eating primitive 21st century meat products made from the ground sphincter-gristle of pigs
"Hey baby, why don't you come back to my place and let me wienerize you?"
"Just lemme take off my sullied adult diapers and we can start the process of wienerization, baby!"
"The corpse of Monika Pavils was found in Northern Latvia today, her prefrontal cortex replaced by a log of kielbasa in an apparent attempt at wienerization gone wrong..."
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The female version of a womanizer. Basically, a woman who makes a bunch of stupid men believe she is in love with them.
Wienerizer, wiener-wienerizer, you're a wienerizer. Oh! Wienerizer. Oh! You're a wienerizer, baby.
When you rub your wiener all over something.
Eziquio just wienerized the Line 9 (29oz) cooker!!!
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A wiener is a sausage or hot dog. Because its the phallic shape, the word is also slang for penis.
In terms of spelling, wiener is a variant on the spelling of weiner, but both are recognized as correct by Merriam-Webster dictionary. The reason for the two different spellings is that in English the "ei" is pronounces an "e" sound, but in German it is the diphthong "ie" that represents the "e" sound. Thus the spelling wiener is the proper spelling taken from the German language, but the spelling weiner makes more phonetic sense in English.
Mmmm, that was a delicious wiener, so big and plump!
Wow, your wiener is huge. I don't think I could ever fit that whole thing in my mouth.
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the proper spelling of "weiner"... morons.
another name for PENIS, but a more comical way of expressing the term
"hey dude, your'e a wiener"
"at least im not a weiner"
"... weiner is not a word"
"oh, yeah"
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Wienerism is not only a political ideology, but a way of life. It revolves around using the word wiener in multiple special ways. People who abide by wienerism tend to have good senses of humor.
Person 1: Hey did you hear about my mom?
Person 2: Yeah! she converted to wienerism! that's great.
Person 1: I know... but she hasn't stopped saying the word "wiener" since last week!
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this word has three definitions. One is a hot dog, the other is a man's penis, and the last is my favorite. A wiener is a man who is just kind of an ass, very rude, not always very masculine, not quite a boy, but not much of a man.
Person: That guy thinks he's all high society because he buys his clothes from here, so he thinks he can act all snobby. This guy's a wiener.
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