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When a dancer comes back from a practice and still had a pound of homework to do at like midnight, and their brain feels like it’s melting. You can’t really function and your eyelids feel like your eyes are weightlifting.
Mrs. Smith, I was not able to complete my homework because I had a huge dance brain.
A piece of music beloved by Dennis Watters Hosken the First. Overall garbage and not worth paying any attention to.
Dennis: Mr Luley, can we please play Minimalist Dances at the concert?
Mr Luley: Fine we can play it but only because I feel bad that you wasted $125 buying this piece.
The laziest excuse for doing a sport. Jumping in the air and twirling around like a 3 year old. No skill. Not a real sport. Weird girls do it who who think their athletic and they think their the shit
“Omg you do dance can u do a split”
“NO! I’m a dancer u idiot not a gymnast”
“What sports do u play”
“Well I do dance-“
“Wait you think dance is a sport. Dance isn’t. A sport at all under any surcumstances. It’s is an activity losers do when they don’t have. A life”
“Dance is a art as well as a sport”
“ keep telling ur self that”
“Have u even competed against dance moms”
“No u idiot that’s fake dance”
Well dance is fake
Dance music is music made by constipated chickens.
I was tired of listen to dance made by constipated chickens so I got a country CD.
the thing no one in the world can do... EXCEPT THE POPULAR TEENS
An extremely difficult SPORT that uses many hours of practice and talent.
How is that person so strong?
Oh, their a dancer... that's why