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Possibly the truest statement ever uttered in the history of the world
1: Rap is gay
2: So true
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"meet the parents movie"
full name: Gaylord Focker
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A mythical card that is used to indirectly tell someone an action or activity is not typically performed by a straight male. The card is similar to a frequent diner or buyer card where a stamp or hole punch is placed in the card and after so many punches the card is full. A Gay Card is stamped or punched when a man (usually straight) performs a stereotypical gay action such as interior decorating, color coordinating, etc. At a certain point the card is filled and the person is deemed gay.
"Dude, arranging flowers is like two punches in your gay card."
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1. A hat of a gay nature in the sense that it is either happy and carefree, ridiculous and stupid, or swings the other way (more than likely a mixture of these three).
2. A hat to be worn by gays ONLY ie people of a homosexual orientation. No exeptions: heterosexuals, bi-sexuals, gay/bi-curious people cannot wear a gay hat. Under penalty of death if this rule is violated. Yes, death.
a) "Oh my, you have such a gay hat!"
b) "Have you seen my gay hat? I need it for the seminar, woman!"
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When a person usually only enjoys musical artists or bands in which the singer is of the same sex as said person.
Guy1: What kind of music do you like?
Guy2: I like bands that have guy singers, not chick singers, regardless of how hot the female singer may be.
Guy1: You're musically gay.
Guy2: And damn proud!
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when you do gay acts without realizing because you are completely high
dude you just grabbed my dick. youre gay high
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The big gay is a disease you get were you become gay. This disease is also called “the big homo.” The only cure is when a doctor puts a needle in your pp whole. However, there’s only a 25% chance it will be cured.
Fun Fact: deisel patches has the big gay/homo
Doctor: you have been diagnosed with the big gay aka the big homo
Daddy deisel: oh no...
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