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When you are just resting your penis between her buns and its not in yet.
Jae: Bro I gave her the Johnson Sandwich last night.
Yik: Holy shit my pilgrim that's lit asf!
When someone gives a shitty excuse as for why he can't attend an event. The adult equivalent of "my dog ate my homework", transparent.
I can't raid tonight, I have to go eat steak sandwiches with my dad.
When you open your laptop, put someones face inside and snap it shut whilst shouting 'WAHPOW!'.
She was being a moron, so I gave her a laptop sandwich. WAHPOW!
The act of eating a sandwich.
"Hey, what are you eating for lunch?"
"Today for lunch, I'm eating a sandwich."
A phrase used when telling your children about the time you and your high school/college friends got high out of your minds but still want your kids to respect you.
Kids, your Uncle Marshall was overdosing on xana- I mean, eating a sandwich.
When both of your best friends are in relationships but you are still single.
I can't believe Jenny got a boyfriend and Hannah has one too they're my best friends and I'm still single! I hate being relationship sandwiched!
Breadless Sandwich refers to something that lacks of something that the original version haved and was the main thing, making the new version feel bland.
"Hey bro, did you watched the new season of The Simpsons?"
"Nah, the show is now shit and it feels like a breadless sandwich"