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Ayo you tryna hook me up with some double chocolate chunk brownies?
To shit in the face of your sexual partner
He gave her an extra $50.00 for the "rocky mountain chocolate factory".
When a man uses his hand as toilet paper, then uses the chocolate doo-doo butter as lube to give a Tug job in a rest stop bathroom.
I had to use the restroom on the way to Phoenix, but I wound up getting a Casa Grand Chocolate Hand! It was a WINN-WINN!
CHOCOLATE MILK COMES FROM BROWN COWS YOU STUPID KINDERGARTERS GO DIE
I shot a cow in the head and ate he foot with my soggy chocolate milk go die kid
The most amazing muffin in the world, only sold at Great Harvest!
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM this Chocolate Chip Cappuccino Muffin is AMAZING! you should TRY it!
Noun: the savior of all man kind but in chocolate form.
Oh My Chocolate Christ that girl is hot
Oh My Chocolate Christ were all gunna die
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After a woman has taken a foul and large shit, if she does one wipe from her anus over her cookie, she will leave sprinkles of scat on her cookie.
What is left is a chocolate chip cookie, which can be ate at one's discretion.
Man, I can't believe I had to eat that chocolate chip cookie!
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