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A dildo, vibrator or other masturbatory tool a woman uses while spelunking.
She goes to the market to get some things she needs: cigarettes, some chardonnay, and a ten-pack of C's for Mr. Nice Guy.
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Commentary similar to a black man in a movie theater. Used in conjunction with something shocking.
Soap Opera Actress: I married my teacher....and I'm having his baby.....
Black Guy Voice: DAAAAAAAMMMMMMNNNNNN!!!!!!
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1. A male around adolescence.
2. Someone in your friends group, usually the really badass, yet creepy one.
3. Someone who gets ticketed for being on the railroad tracks because he is that cool.
4. Someone that the ladies cower in fear of, and who makes child molestation jokes, but you love him anyways.
5. The funniest, craziest motherfucker.
6. Anyone who wears purple pants.
1. Adults: What is that person over there? A stoner?
Teens: Naw bro dass the purple pants guy!
2. Purple Pants Guy: Come hiter, children hehehehe kidding...................or am I?
DeeJ: You would say that.
3. Police: here is a 200 dollar fine.
Purple Pants Guy: For what?
Police: Being a Smexy Mexican.
4. Aubrey: IM GETTING A RESTRAINING ORDER, PURPLE PANTS GUY! BOO HOO HOO! I just cant handle you...youre too sick nasty. WINK!
5. Shelby: I love Joe. He is funny, silly, and he aloways goes there. You know? He's a Purple Pants Guy.
6. Maddie: Look at him in his purple pants...haha that silly Purple Pants Guy.
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a fat ginger kid yelling at his camera
look at that internet tough guy.
he be rageing on the intronetz!!!!!!!!
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Irritating, childish, and low-life faggots.
Wow, you have every Family Guy CD? Get a fucking life, Family Guy fans.
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The male genetic disposition for having a flat ass. An ass that has no POW! or lacks badunka dunk. Most commonly associated with male Caucasians, white-guy butt (or WGB) can also be found on other male members of all races.
White-guy butt is not to be confused with computer ass, which results from a lack of activity associated with hours and hours of daily computer usage.
Dude: Stupid white-guy butt, my pants keep falling down 'cause I got no ass!!!
Chicky: That's some serious no-ass WGB, yo.
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When a girl tries so desperately hard to impress a guy(s), she engorges her self in all of their specific interests, making sure that she knows everything about everything so that she has a solid conversation piece to use around them. Thus becoming "just one of the guys," and losing any chance of ever dating one of them. Usually resulting in excessive weight gain, pony tails, and gollum bangs.
"Hey, um, I was thinking maybe you and I could go play Fallout 3 at my house some time this week, and possibly go to dinner or something afterwards...? <3333"
"Well, that sounds like fun.. But I just want to be clear.. I think we're better as friends.. I've known you so long- I actually think of you more so as just one of the guys."
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