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An old lady who loves to bake cookies on a Sunday morning.
It's not a bird, it's not a plane, it's a fowl: fat old white lady.
When your teeth look like butter, cuz they're so yellow.
Ohhh... Hail nah... Did that dude really try talking to me with them old yeller teeth.
A person who is at the older age group of millennials. Can remembers what life was like before the internet was everywhere and what a payphone is for.
She didn't feel as computer Savvy as some of the younger millennials, because she was a millenni-old
Somebody who looks on the brink of death due to exhaustion, (therefore looking like a lady who is ancient as hell) this can usually be fixed by an alarm clock and a sensible bed time.
Rosie hasn’t been sleeping due to family issues, the principle pulled her in and called her a haggard old lady. How DARE she look after her family. An alarm clock is overdue for certain.
An old man who never got a vesectamy and shoot yellow jesus juice on his ol lady until she realizes that yellow jesus juice is not common. Now she should be cautious on how much jizz sh eats other wise she will come down with some really fucked up disease that will turn you into a man!!!
Stay away from that Old Yelluar or he will mutilate you!!!!
The last day of the work week when you realize the "New Friday" works out much better because you can savor the moment and sleep in with your friends wife at your side
I enjoyed Old Friday much more than New Friday....how about you Mrs Dussault????
Old Leather Arse was a fictional person who fell off a London bus and was popularised in the expression about not having done something for ages.
“I haven’t been down there since Old Leather Arse fell off the bus”